‘The View’ Is Now ABC’s Lowest Rated Program Thanks To Elon Musk
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that Twitter owner Elon Musk has dealt a crushing blow to ABC’s long-running talk show, “The View.” … Read more
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Kathy Griffin Left Homeless Thanks To Elon Musk
In the sprawling metropolis of Los Angeles, California, an unexpected turn of events has upended the life of Kathy Griffin, the infamously vocal comedian and … Read more
Elon Musk vs. Kathy Griffin: Musk Files A Billion-Dollar Lawsuit Against “Totally Unprepared” Kathy Griffin
In a bizarre turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against comedian Kathy Griffin. The lawsuit, which was filed … Read more
Elon Musk Fires Entire Cast of “The View” After Acquiring ABC
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced that he will be firing the entire cast of the popular daytime talk show “The … Read more
Elon Musk and Donald Trump team up to build a new Wall
In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk and former President Donald Trump have announced that they will be teaming up to build a new … Read more
Elon Musk Teases Shocking Information That Could Put Mark Zuckerberg Behind Bars
In a shocking tweet that has sent shockwaves across the tech industry, Twitter head and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has announced that he will reveal … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg begs Elon Musk to reinstate her Twitter account
In a bizarre turn of events, beloved actress and television personality Whoopi Goldberg has found herself the latest casualty in the battle for Twitter’s soul. … Read more
‘Time to fix it’: Elon Musk purchased country music for $89 billion
In a stunning turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur and part-time Martian, Elon Musk, has announced his acquisition of the entire country music industry for a … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk to appear in The View to confront Whoopi Goldberg
In a shocking turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be making a special appearance on the popular daytime talk … Read more
Elon Musk Issues Stern Warning to Putin: “Put a Stop to This Madness”
In a recent statement, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk issued a stern warning to Russian President Vladimir Putin, urging him to “put a stop to this … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk says he’ll deal with the next Chinese Spy Balloon ‘Personally’
In a shocking announcement yesterday, tech billionaire Elon Musk declared that he would personally take on the next Chinese spy balloon that enters US airspace. … Read more
‘You’re Next, Facebook’: Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook
In an unexpected twist of events in the Silicon Valley narrative, Twitter’s Chief Executive, Elon Musk, has reportedly set his sights on the purchase of … Read more