Latest stories
-
Trending
in SatireBreaking: Brittney Griner Dropped From ESPN’s GOAT List, “She’s Extremely Woke”
In an unexpected twist that has sent shockwaves through the sports community, ESPN has quietly removed WNBA star Brittney Griner from their prestigious GOAT (Greatest of All Time) list. The reason? According to an insider at the network, Griner has been deemed “not a good person,” a criterion that seems to have suddenly become more […] More
-
Hot
in SatireBreaking: Elon Musk Says “We Should Get Rid Of All Electronic Voting Machines”
Elon Musk, the tech mogul known for his ambitious ventures and futuristic innovations, has recently stunned the world by advocating for a return to paper ballots, calling for a complete ban on electronic voting machines. The man who is pushing the boundaries of technology with self-driving cars, brain-computer interfaces, and space colonization, now believes that […] More
-
-
in SatireBreaking: Sylvester Stallone Drops Out of $1 Billion Project With George Clooney, “He’s a Creepy Guy”
Folks, the one and only legendary Hollywood actor Sly has blown me away and knocked me off my feet… Not just me, but all of us! Yeah, he has dropped a big-shot movie project worth $1 billion because he found his co-actor a CREEP! Damn… Sylvester Stallone has backed out of a fruitful project with […] More
-
Hot
in SatireBreaking: Bud Light Takes Center Stage as Major Sponsor for 2024 Paris Olympics
In a move that has left the advertising world reeling, Bud Light has been announced as the major sponsor for the 2024 Paris Olympics. This surprising turn of events comes after a mass withdrawal of conservative, non-woke companies, who decided to pull their sponsorship over concerns that the Olympic Games have become too progressive. The […] More
-
Hot
in SatireBreaking: Samsung Withdraws $1 Billion Sponsorship from Paris Olympics, “Woke Agenda”
In a dramatic shift in corporate sponsorship dynamics, Samsung Electronics has announced its decision to withdraw from a $1 billion advertising campaign with the International Olympic Committee (IOC). This move has stirred significant controversy, as Samsung cited the Olympics’ “woke agenda” as the primary reason for its withdrawal. For nearly thirty years, Samsung has been […] More
-
in SatireBreaking: Harrison Butker Chosen by the Olympic Committee as Flag Bearer for the 2024 Olympics
Hold onto your hats, folks! Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs’ ace kicker, has been handpicked as the flag bearer for the 2024 Olympics. It’s a curious choice, isn’t it? A kicker to represent America. One can only wonder if this is the Democrats’ latest attempt at distracting us from their endless parade of missteps. After […] More
-
in SatireBreaking: Kid Rock’s Performance At The RNC Becomes The Most-Watched Show Of All Time With Over 1 Billion Views
Gather ’round, folks! We’ve got a treat, a spectacle, and a fiasco you can’t tear your eyes from! Kid Rock’s performance at the Republican National Convention (RNC) has officially snagged the title of the most-watched show of all time. Yes, you heard right—move over, the Super Bowl, World Cup, and any other event of global […] More
-
-
in SatireBreaking: Jack Black Faces $15 Million Loss in Tour Revenue After Going Woke
Jack Black, known for his comedic prowess and musical talents, has found himself at the center of a financial and public relations storm. The beloved actor and musician recently lost nearly $15 million in concert tours following controversial comments about former President Donald Trump at a recent concert. This incident has not only impacted Black’s […] More
-
in SatireBreaking: Robert De Niro Says He Will Leave the US if the 45th Returns to Office
In a move that has sparked both applause and criticism, Hollywood legend Robert De Niro has vowed to leave the United States permanently if former President Donald Trump, the 45th president, is re-elected in the 2024 election. De Niro, a vocal critic of Trump, has made his disdain for the former president well-known over the […] More
-
in SatireBreaking: LeBron James’ Bid to Be 2024 Olympic Flag Bearer Denied, “Not the Right Fit”
In a surprising and contentious decision, the U.S. Olympic Committee has denied NBA superstar LeBron James’ request to serve as the flag bearer for Team USA at the 2024 Paris Olympics. The announcement has sparked a flurry of reactions from fans, critics, and commentators alike, fueling ongoing debates about representation, politics, and sportsmanship. LeBron James, […] More
Load More
Congratulations. You've reached the end of the internet.