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in SatireJust in: Whoopi Goldberg is suing Elon Musk for defamation
In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that Whoopi Goldberg is suing Elon Musk for defamation on Twitter. The lawsuit, filed yesterday in a California court, alleges that Musk’s tweets have caused irreparable harm to Goldberg’s reputation and emotional well-being. According to Goldberg’s lawyers, Musk’s tweets have been consistently insulting and degrading […] More
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Elon Musk and Kanye West team up to build a new Texas Utopia
In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk and Kanye West have announced their collaboration on a new project – building a utopia in Texas. The two billionaires, known for their outlandish ideas and eccentric behavior, have promised to create a place where anything is possible. According to sources close to the project, the utopia […] More
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“I’m Not Woke Enough”: Elon Musk reveals why he thinks AOC will never date him
In a recent interview with a popular magazine, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla, revealed his thoughts on why he believes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive Congresswoman from New York, will never date him. According to Musk, who is known for his bold and sometimes controversial statements, the reason why AOC will never […] More
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in SatireABC’s new owner Elon Musk opens Auditions for The View to Replace Whoopi Goldberg
In a stunning move, new ABC owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly announced auditions to find a replacement for longtime “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg. According to sources close to Musk, the SpaceX and Tesla CEO was unhappy with Goldberg’s performance on the show and believes it’s time for a fresh face. “Elon […] More
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in SatireJust in: Bill Gates offers to buy Twitter from Elon Musk
In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has made an offer to buy Twitter from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The proposal comes as a surprise to many, given Musk’s reputation as a tech visionary and Twitter’s status as a social media powerhouse. Gates, known for his philanthropic efforts and former position as […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk to buy Facebook soon
In a stunning move, Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has announced that he will be purchasing Facebook from Mark Zuckerberg for an undisclosed sum. Musk, who has been a vocal critic of the social media platform in the past, made the announcement on Twitter, saying, “Just bought FB. Gonna rename it ‘Marsbook’ and […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Says He Might Buy “The View” Just to Cancel It
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has caused a stir in the media industry by reportedly expressing interest in buying the popular daytime talk show “The View” just to cancel it. According to anonymous sources, Musk believes the show is nothing but trash and is tired of seeing it on […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk permanently bans Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has permanently banned Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter, citing her “lack of appreciation for memes” as the reason for his decision. Musk, who is known for his love of memes and his social media presence, took to Twitter to announce the ban, saying, “I’m sorry to say that […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Announces Plan to Replace NASA with SpaceX as National Space Agency
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and founder of SpaceX, has announced his plan to replace NASA with his own company as the national space agency. Musk argues that SpaceX has the technology, expertise, and cost efficiency to make space exploration more accessible and affordable for all. In a press conference, Musk declared that “NASA has […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Urges Congress to Legalize Marijuana
In a surprising move, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has urged Congress to legalize marijuana. Musk, known for his innovative ideas and unconventional methods, sees the legalization of marijuana as a potential solution to a number of problems facing the country. “Legalizing marijuana is the right thing to do,” […] More
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in SatireJust in: Mark Zuckerberg bans Elon Musk from Facebook, Elon responds
In a surprising move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he will be banning Tesla CEO Elon Musk from the social media platform, citing Musk’s “unpredictable behavior” and “tendency to cause chaos.” The decision comes after a series of bizarre tweets from Musk, which included accusations of Facebook’s role in the spread of misinformation […] More
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Just in: ABC’s new owner Elon Musk to replace ‘The View’ with Shark Tank
In a bold move that’s sure to make waves in the television industry, new ABC owner Elon Musk has announced that he’s replacing the daytime talk show ‘The View’ with ‘Shark Tank.’ Sources close to Musk say that the decision was made after he spent a weekend binge-watching the popular entrepreneurial show, and became convinced […] More
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