CBS Suspends Jimmy Kimmel After Instagram Rant Against Mitch McConnell
Jimmy Kimmel has never been shy about taking shots at politicians. This week, one of his monologue jokes about Mitch McConnell landed with a thud, … Read more
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Tom Homan Fires Back At Gretchen Whitmer After Repeated Threats Against ICE, “There’s A Cell Waiting For You”
Gretchen Whitmer and Tom Homan have very different ideas about what immigration enforcement should look like in Michigan. This week, they said so, loudly. Homan, … Read more
Ilhan Omar’s Entire Family Under Investigation Over 1980s Immigration Records
Ilhan Omar and Markwayne Mullin don’t agree on much. This week, they found a new thing to disagree about, and it got personal fast. It … Read more
Kash Patel Seizes Bank And Phone Records Of Nancy Pelosi’s January 6 Employees
Kash Patel has a way of reopening conversations people thought were finished. This week, it was the one about Nancy Pelosi’s office and January 6. … Read more
Nick Shirley Names AOC As His Next Fraud Investigation Target, “She Is Going Down”
Nick Shirley has made a name for himself by showing up with a camera where people least expect him. Now he says his next stop … Read more
Judge Orders Whoopi Goldberg To Return USAID Grant, “No Clear Reason She Got It”
Whoopi Goldberg has spent decades asking the questions on daytime television. This week, the internet decided it was her turn to answer some. A screenshot … Read more
Colin Kaepernick Is Now Broke And Has No Job After Losing High School Coaching Gig, “Go Woke, Go Broke”
Colin Kaepernick used to be everywhere. Football fields, magazine covers, commercials, cable news debates. Lately, he’s been something much rarer for a famous person: hard … Read more
LeBron James Calls Sophie Cunningham A “Crybaby,” She Replies “If You Don’t Love America, Then Maybe Don’t Represent America”
LeBron James has a lot of skills. Choosing his words carefully online is not always one of them. This week the four-time champion took a … Read more
BREAKING: Chelsea Clinton Cuts Plea Deal In Britain’s Clinton Foundation Case
Chelsea Clinton has spent years trying to be the calm, practical face of her family’s charity. This month, a few loud voices in Britain decided … Read more
Zohran Mamdani Says Mosque Vandals Should Face Sharia Law, “Islam Decides Their Punishment”
A mosque in New York woke up to an ugly surprise this week: rainbow paint splashed across its front doors and walls. By lunchtime, Mayor … Read more
Todd Blanche Says Marjorie Taylor Greene Took Large Bribes, “This Is A Felony”
Washington loves a feud, and right now its favorite one stars Todd Blanche and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The two have been taking shots at each … Read more
New York Legislature Gives Kathy Hochul An Ultimatum, “Get Rid Of Mamdani Or Face A Recall”
Kathy Hochul has a lot of jobs. Governor of New York. Referee of Albany. And, lately, the person every frustrated lawmaker calls when they want … Read more