Markwayne Mullin arrives at a Minnesota immigration-processing workshop determined to make the waiting-room experience easier to understand. He finds three queue signs pointing in different … Read more

Anthony Fauci agrees to join a civic discussion about how people read official documents. The organizer says the evening will include a section about pardon … Read more

George Clooney wants a garage that makes charging an electric car feel effortless. His first sketch shows clean lines, excellent lighting, and absolutely nowhere to … Read more

Mark Kelly looks at a Senate committee briefing and sees three questions that need answers. John Thune looks at the same briefing and sees thirty … Read more

Nick Shirley wants to explain how Minnesota public spending reports move from budget tables to readable reporting. Elon Musk thinks the explanation would work better … Read more

James Woods arrives at an acting workshop with a yellow legal pad. Matt Damon arrives with a reusable water bottle and the innocent belief that … Read more

Robert De Niro thought he was helping a few struggling artists when he agreed to let them stay in his New York penthouse at a … Read more

Alec Baldwin has landed in another uncomfortable situation after authorities reportedly discovered him inside a Florida strip club during a police raid connected to a … Read more

Stephen Colbert is facing a massive property disaster after his nearly $20 million beach house in the Hamptons was destroyed by a fire that investigators … Read more

Alyssa Milano is facing an expensive legal headache after a Maserati owned by Miley Cyrus was allegedly involved in a crash in Hollywood, leaving the … Read more

Todd Blanche becomes convinced that Tom Hanks has slipped into New York for a star-studded weekend, and the only evidence he has is a coffee … Read more

Elaine Chao books a perfectly ordinary trip to China, Mitch McConnell stays home with a stack of unread mail, and Tulsi Gabbard somehow turns the … Read more