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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk deletes Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly deleted climate activist Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account. According to sources close to the situation, Musk took offense to Thunberg’s constant criticism of his company, Tesla, and decided to take matters into his own hands. The move has been met with widespread outrage from […] More
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in SatireElon Musk Bans Flat-Earthers from Twitter – ‘Sorry, You Can’t Handle the Truth’
In a controversial move that has sparked outrage among Flat-Earthers around the world, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be banning all followers on Twitter who believe the Earth is flat. The move comes after months of heated debates on social media between Musk and Flat-Earthers, who have accused the SpaceX founder […] More
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Elon Musk reveals interest to buy crisis-hit Silicon Valley Bank
On Friday, March 10, Elon Musk expressed his interest in potentially acquiring Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) after its sudden collapse. The CEO of Razer, Min-Liang Tan, then suggested on Twitter that Twitter should buy SVB and turn it into a digital bank. In response, Musk briefly stated that he was open to the idea, but […] More
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Just in: Musk Calls For The Release Of ‘QAnon Shaman’
Elon Musk, the CEO of Twitter, has taken to social media to call for the release of Jacob Chansley, also known as the “QAnon Shaman,” who was arrested after the events of January 6th. Musk’s request for Chansley’s release came after footage of Chansley reading Donald Trump’s tweet to his supporters was released by Fox […] More
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Meta Goes Head-to-Head with Elon Musk’s Twitter, Launching New Social Media Platform
Meta, the company that owns Facebook, is reportedly considering developing a decentralized social media platform that focuses on text-based sharing to compete with Twitter. The new platform, codenamed p92, would be accessible through Facebook and Instagram and would feature familiar social media features such as verification badges, followers, and likes. Meta believes that there is […] More
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“I’m Not Woke Enough”: Elon Musk reveals why he thinks AOC will never date him
In a recent interview with a popular magazine, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla, revealed his thoughts on why he believes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive Congresswoman from New York, will never date him. According to Musk, who is known for his bold and sometimes controversial statements, the reason why AOC will never […] More
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in SatireABC’s new owner Elon Musk opens Auditions for The View to Replace Whoopi Goldberg
In a stunning move, new ABC owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly announced auditions to find a replacement for longtime “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg. According to sources close to Musk, the SpaceX and Tesla CEO was unhappy with Goldberg’s performance on the show and believes it’s time for a fresh face. “Elon […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk to buy Facebook soon
In a stunning move, Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has announced that he will be purchasing Facebook from Mark Zuckerberg for an undisclosed sum. Musk, who has been a vocal critic of the social media platform in the past, made the announcement on Twitter, saying, “Just bought FB. Gonna rename it ‘Marsbook’ and […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Says He Might Buy “The View” Just to Cancel It
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has caused a stir in the media industry by reportedly expressing interest in buying the popular daytime talk show “The View” just to cancel it. According to anonymous sources, Musk believes the show is nothing but trash and is tired of seeing it on […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk permanently bans Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has permanently banned Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter, citing her “lack of appreciation for memes” as the reason for his decision. Musk, who is known for his love of memes and his social media presence, took to Twitter to announce the ban, saying, “I’m sorry to say that […] More
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