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    Just in: Elon Musk deletes Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account

    In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has reportedly deleted climate activist Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account. According to sources close to the situation, Musk took offense to Thunberg’s constant criticism of his company, Tesla, and decided to take matters into his own hands. The move has been met with widespread outrage from […] More

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    Elon Musk Bans Flat-Earthers from Twitter – ‘Sorry, You Can’t Handle the Truth’

    In a controversial move that has sparked outrage among Flat-Earthers around the world, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be banning all followers on Twitter who believe the Earth is flat. The move comes after months of heated debates on social media between Musk and Flat-Earthers, who have accused the SpaceX founder […] More

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    Just in: Musk Says He’ll Cover the Cost of the Shaman’s Appeal

    In a stunning display of generosity, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced that he will be covering the cost of the appeal for the shaman who participated in the Capitol riots earlier this year. The shaman, whose real name is Jacob Chansley, gained notoriety for his outlandish outfit and horned headdress as he stormed the […] More

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    Just in: Whoopi Goldberg is suing Elon Musk for defamation

    In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that Whoopi Goldberg is suing Elon Musk for defamation on Twitter. The lawsuit, filed yesterday in a California court, alleges that Musk’s tweets have caused irreparable harm to Goldberg’s reputation and emotional well-being. According to Goldberg’s lawyers, Musk’s tweets have been consistently insulting and degrading […] More

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    Elon Musk reveals interest to buy crisis-hit Silicon Valley Bank

    On Friday, March 10, Elon Musk expressed his interest in potentially acquiring Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) after its sudden collapse. The CEO of Razer, Min-Liang Tan, then suggested on Twitter that Twitter should buy SVB and turn it into a digital bank. In response, Musk briefly stated that he was open to the idea, but […] More

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    Just in: Musk Calls For The Release Of ‘QAnon Shaman’

    Elon Musk, the CEO of Twitter, has taken to social media to call for the release of Jacob Chansley, also known as the “QAnon Shaman,” who was arrested after the events of January 6th. Musk’s request for Chansley’s release came after footage of Chansley reading Donald Trump’s tweet to his supporters was released by Fox […] More

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    Elon Musk and Kanye West team up to build a new Texas Utopia

    In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk and Kanye West have announced their collaboration on a new project – building a utopia in Texas. The two billionaires, known for their outlandish ideas and eccentric behavior, have promised to create a place where anything is possible. According to sources close to the project, the utopia […] More

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    Meta Goes Head-to-Head with Elon Musk’s Twitter, Launching New Social Media Platform

    Meta, the company that owns Facebook, is reportedly considering developing a decentralized social media platform that focuses on text-based sharing to compete with Twitter. The new platform, codenamed p92, would be accessible through Facebook and Instagram and would feature familiar social media features such as verification badges, followers, and likes. Meta believes that there is […] More

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    “I’m Not Woke Enough”: Elon Musk reveals why he thinks AOC will never date him

    In a recent interview with a popular magazine, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla, revealed his thoughts on why he believes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive Congresswoman from New York, will never date him. According to Musk, who is known for his bold and sometimes controversial statements, the reason why AOC will never […] More

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    ABC’s new owner Elon Musk opens Auditions for The View to Replace Whoopi Goldberg

    In a stunning move, new ABC owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly announced auditions to find a replacement for longtime “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg. According to sources close to Musk, the SpaceX and Tesla CEO was unhappy with Goldberg’s performance on the show and believes it’s time for a fresh face. “Elon […] More

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    Just in: Bill Gates offers to buy Twitter from Elon Musk

    In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has made an offer to buy Twitter from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The proposal comes as a surprise to many, given Musk’s reputation as a tech visionary and Twitter’s status as a social media powerhouse. Gates, known for his philanthropic efforts and former position as […] More

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    Just in: Elon Musk to buy Facebook soon

    In a stunning move, Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has announced that he will be purchasing Facebook from Mark Zuckerberg for an undisclosed sum. Musk, who has been a vocal critic of the social media platform in the past, made the announcement on Twitter, saying, “Just bought FB. Gonna rename it ‘Marsbook’ and […] More

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