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Just in: NBA Cuts Ties With Bud Light, Introduces Ban Amid Controversy
In a surprising turn of events that no one saw coming, except perhaps the Wile E. Coyote of beer brands – Bud Light – the National Basketball Association (NBA) announced that they’re going for a breakaway dunk and ending their partnership with the beer giant. In an even bolder move, the NBA decided to send […] More
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in SatireFox Announces Replacement Show with Dylan Mulvaney Following Tucker Carlson’s Firing
In the most confounding twist in television history since the finale of “Lost,” Fox News, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to fill the void left by Tucker Carlson’s departure with Dylan Mulvaney, a trans TikTok star best known for her pivotal role in the Bud Light fiasco. Yes, you read that right. The drama […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Responds to Whoopi Goldberg’s Twitter Show Proposal
In a bizarre twist of events, it appears that Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy-winning talk show host and actress, has tried to throw her hat into the Twitter show ring, only to have it swiftly tossed back by none other than tech titan Elon Musk. Whoopi, the outspoken co-host of The View, publicly asked Musk for […] More
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Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted to the most desperate of measures. Struggling with plummeting sales and a tarnished reputation following the Dylan Mulvaney debacle, they have made an earnest plea to Twitter head honcho and […] More
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in FeaturedJust in: Elon Musk Invites Don Lemon To Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Show
In an unprecedented move that has left the Twittersphere both bewildered and gleefully entertained, Twitter’s head honcho Elon Musk has reportedly invited none other than Don Lemon to join forces with Tucker Carlson for the much-anticipated Twitter Show. Sources close to Musk claim that the Twitter CEO believes that pairing the two ideologically-opposed television personalities […] More
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‘I’m With Tucker’: Elon Musk Calls For Fox News Boycott
In a satirical turn of events, Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has called for a boycott of Fox News while simultaneously declaring his allegiance to Tucker Carlson, the network’s recently ousted host. Musk’s unanticipated announcement has sent shockwaves through the media world, leaving pundits and commentators scrambling to make sense of […] More
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Don Lemon Desperate to Jump Ship to Tucker Carlson’s Media Empire with Elon Musk
In an unexpected twist, recently fired CNN anchor Don Lemon has expressed interest in joining the new media empire being forged by Tucker Carlson and Elon Musk. The surprising revelation comes on the heels of Lemon’s unceremonious departure from CNN, leaving the media world abuzz with speculation about his sudden change of heart. Sources close […] More
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Just in: Fox News Desperately Woos Tucker Carlson Back Amid High-Profile Elon Musk Partnership
In a shocking twist of events, Fox News is said to be begging Tucker Carlson to return to his previous position after news of his collaboration with Elon Musk to build a new conservative media empire went viral. Fox News executives, who had earlier offered Carlson a hefty sum to stay unemployed, are now frantically […] More
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Elon Musk, Bill Maher Join Forces: “Rip The Woke Mind Virus”
In a recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, the well-known host and the world’s richest entrepreneur, Elon Musk, teamed up to wage war against the so-called “woke mind virus.” The dynamic duo declared that they would singlehandedly dismantle the pandemic of political correctness and create a world where free thought could flourish. During […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk Proposes To Replace Mark Zuckerberg With Tesla bot
In a surprising twist of events, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and the Boring Company, has put forth an ambitious proposal to replace Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg with a Tesla bot. The announcement, made on Twitter, sent the internet into a frenzy, with users across the globe eager to […] More
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in SatireWhoopi Goldberg: ‘Fox News Is Now Better Without Tucker Carlson’
In a shocking revelation, Whoopi Goldberg, the outspoken co-host of “The View” and longtime advocate for liberal values, has finally found common ground with her longtime ideological rival, Fox News. In a recent episode of the talk show, Goldberg shared her thoughts on the network after the firing of Tucker Carlson, saying that Fox News […] More
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in SatireJust in: Anheuser-Busch to Rebrand Bud Light After Elon Musk’s Criticism
Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewing company, has announced a bold new rebrand for their popular Bud Light beer after Twitter CEO Elon Musk criticized their recent marketing campaign. In a tweet that instantly went viral, Musk mocked the brewing giant’s “Easy Carry Contest” in partnership with internet celebrity Mulvaney, who sported an Audrey Hepburn-inspired outfit […] More
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