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in SatireBillion-Dollar Blowback: Fox News Hit With $1Billion Loss After Firing Tucker Carlson
In a shocking turn of events, Fox News has taken a $1 billion hit after firing Tucker Carlson over allegations of sexism. It seems that the network’s decision to let go of one of its most controversial hosts has come back to bite them in the pocketbook. Many Fox News viewers were outraged at the […] More
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Elon Effect: Another Left-Wing Media Outlet Just Quit Twitter
National Public Radio recently left Twitter after the platform designated it as “state-affiliated media” before changing it to “government-funded media”. In a similar turn of events, another liberal media outlet, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), has decided to bid farewell to the platform after receiving the same label. CBC reportedly receives more than two-thirds of […] More
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Elon Musk: SpaceX Starlink Satellite services won’t block Russian news sources ‘unless at gunpoint’
Mr. Elon Musk, CEO of Space Exploration Technologies Corporation (SpaceX), has indicated that his organization is ready for hacks and signal jamming. SpaceX’s Starlink satellite internet network is used all around the world, and Musk made headlines last week when he said his business would supply Starlink user terminals to Ukraine’s war zone in response […] More
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in FeaturedNASA Space Telescope finds Massive Planets on The Verge of Extinction!
Three gas giants the size of Jupiter discovered by a NASA satellite are expected to be the first to be devoured and killed by their own stars out of all the known planets. TOI-2337b, TOI-4329b, and TOI-2669b are the names of three dangerous planets. In comparison to other known planets, each one orbits a subgiant […] More
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in FeaturedDogecoin can now be used to buy Tesla Merchandise, says Elon Musk: Jumped 15% right after announcement
Tesla’s CEO Elon Musk said that consumers may now purchase some items of merchandise using Dogecoin. The Cyberquad for Kids (12,020 doge / approximately $2,320), the Giga Texas Belt Buckle (835 doge / approximately $161), and the Cyberwhistle (300 doge / approximately $58) are all products that may be purchased using the meme-based money. According […] More
