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Cher got hit with a criminal citation and a court date for smacking a guy who writes parking tickets in Manhattan. The 84-year-old diva had … Read more

Leftist nutcase Alan Ritchson just got hit with a cease-and-desist over the accusations he keeps throwing at the President. The “Reacher” star has spent months … Read more

Bruce Springsteen is just about done and ready to retire. The rock legend, whose career stretches back more than five decades, says he’s tired of … Read more

Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal just got booted off the Ways and Means Committee in the House. The office of Speaker Mike Johnson says the Washington Democrat … Read more

According to Matt Damon, he’s “really let down” that Clint Eastwood handed his Oscars back. Eastwood, the legendary actor and director behind “Unforgiven” and “Million … Read more

Michael Jordan isn’t buying the “blue wave” talk for November. The basketball legend, who has spent most of his career staying out of politics, broke … Read more

Rosie O’Donnell is stuck outside the US for a good long while. Customs officials have found out that the comedian slipped into the country this … Read more

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put her own name up for Speaker at a Democrat strategy breakfast this week. Almost the whole room thought she was joking and … Read more

Sports Illustrated says WNBA star Sophie Cunningham is its pick for Woman of the Year. The magazine made the announcement this week, praising the Indiana … Read more

Kurt Russell says his recent trip to New York City “reminded me a little too much” of his Snake Plissken days. The actor, who played … Read more

Citizen journalist Nick Shirley says he’s been getting dea*h threats. A lot of them. The young reporter, known for his on-the-ground videos and his habit … Read more

Jennifer Lawrence lasted exactly one day on a Kevin Costner set. The Oscar winner had been brought on for a supporting role in Costner’s latest … Read more