Satire

Ilhan Omar has long been one of the most recognizable progressive voices in Congress, but in recent weeks she has been voicing a deeper, more … Read more

In a move that has sparked intense debate across Washington, the House Ways and Means Committee has ordered Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) to repay a … Read more

New York City has faced hurricanes, blackouts, strikes, pandemics, and even the yearly invasion of Times Square Elmo impersonators, but economists say nothing prepared the … Read more

On a crisp Thanksgiving morning when most of America was still fumbling with coffee mugs and preheating ovens, Elon Musk managed to hijack the national … Read more

The Academy of Country Music reportedly issued a lifetime ban to singer P!nk this week after she “went woke,” criticized MAGA as “an insult to … Read more

Reports swirling around Capitol Hill this week suggest that Representative Ilhan Omar is “genuinely considering” leaving the United States after the administration announced the cancellation … Read more

In what political observers are already calling “the wildest Tuesday since that one time Congress tried to pass a bill without reading it,” the nation … Read more

In what experts are calling “the most dramatic overreaction since your uncle discovered paper straws,” more than 400 country radio stations have allegedly launched a … Read more

Fox News reportedly shook the media world this week by offering Roseanne Barr a staggering $50 million to host a brand-new morning show designed to … Read more

Jason Aldean has officially canceled all of his 2026 tour dates in New York City, declaring that he has no intention of performing under what … Read more

It started as a night of celebration. Across Queens and Brooklyn, families were glued to their TVs, watching Zohran Mamdani—the first Muslim ever elected mayor … Read more

Kid Rock has officially declared that he will no longer be performing in New York City, blaming what he calls the city’s “new communist regime” … Read more