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    Anheuser-Busch Kisses Bud Light Goodbye Due To Elon Musk

    In a stunning turn of events, the iconic Bud Light has been discontinued after Anheuser-Busch’s PR stunt backfired and resulted in a brutal Twitter takedown from none other than Tesla and SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk. Who knew the power of 280 characters and an Instagram post could bring down a beer empire? It all started […] More

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    Just in: Anheuser-Busch Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales

    In a bizarre turn of events following the Bud Light fiasco involving their partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, beer titan Anheuser-Busch has inexplicably pinned the blame on none other than Twitter overlord Elon Musk. The beverage juggernaut claims that Musk’s relentless Twitter shenanigans are the true culprit behind their plummeting sales after the […] More

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    Just in: Elon Musk Slammed with $100 Billion Defamation Lawsuit by Anheuser-Busch

    Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Bud Light, recently made an announcement that they are suing Elon Musk for defamation. The company is reportedly seeking $100 billion in damages from the billionaire entrepreneur. The lawsuit was filed in response to Musk’s comments on Twitter regarding Bud Light’s new “Trans” cans, which feature the transgender pride flag. Musk […] More

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    Just in: Anheuser Busch To Launch A New Beer Called ‘Bud Elon’

    Anheuser Busch, the world-famous brewery, has made headlines with its latest creation – a new beer brand named “Bud Elon,” in honor of Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and Twitter CEO. The move comes after the company’s previous Bud Light campaign with a transgender influencer, Dylan Mulvaney. Sources within Anheuser Busch say that naming their […] More

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    Just in: Anheuser busch CEO says ‘All This woke stuff is pretty dumb’, ‘Please buy our Beer’

    Anheuser-Busch’s CEO, in a recent interview, made some provocative remarks about the current scandal surrounding Bud Light and Dylan Mulvaney. After getting a case of Bud Light in the mail, self-proclaimed “social justice warrior” Mulvaney took to Instagram to express her liking for the Beer. The CEO, according to those close to him, was unhappy […] More

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    Anheuser-Busch CEO Desperately Appeals to Red State Drinkers To Buy His Beer Again After Bud Light Fiasco

    Anheuser-Busch is not having a good time lately. The Dylan Mulvaney controversy has hit the company’s stock market price hard and sales have taken a hit. The woke marketing strategy did not have the intended effect, and as expected, the CEO, Brendan Whitworth, issued a statement in response to the backlash. However, the statement seemed […] More

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    Travis Tritt Ditches Bud Light on Tour After Dylan Mulvaney News

    Country music star Travis Tritt has announced that he will no longer be serving Anheuser-Busch products on his tour after learning about the scandalous actions of one of their influencers, Dylan Mulvaney. Mulvaney, who received a shipment of Bud Light cans from Anheuser-Busch, posted pictures of herself posing with the beer cans in a provocative […] More

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    Anheuser-Busch Loses Nearly $4 Billion Following Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney

    Anheuser-Busch, a well-known beer manufacturer, recently suffered a massive loss of nearly $4 billion due to their partnership with Dylan Mulvaney, a young entrepreneur. They hoped to create a new line of alcoholic beverages that would appeal to younger consumers, but the partnership did not go as planned. The partnership began in early 2022 when […] More

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    Anheuser Busch Terminates Marketing Team Following Criticism from Twitter CEO Elon Musk

    St. Louis, MO – Anheuser Busch, the beer giant behind popular brands such as Budweiser and Michelob Ultra, has fired its entire marketing department after a series of tweets from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. Musk, known for his controversial statements on Twitter, took aim at Anheuser Busch’s advertising strategies, calling them “stale” and “outdated.” He […] More

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