Elon Musk Cancels $1 Billion Deal With CBS, “CBS Is Done For”
In a bold move that could only come from the mind of the world’s most unpredictable billionaire, Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion … Read more
CBS Loses Six Major Advertisers After J.D. Vance Boycott: “This Network Is Toast!”
In a move that has left media executives scrambling and advertisers running for cover, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance’s call for a boycott of CBS has … Read more
J.D. Vance Files $1 Billion Lawsuit Against CBS After VP Debate: “They Sabotaged Me!”
In what can only be described as the most dramatic political lawsuit of the year, Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance is taking CBS to court … Read more
Taylor Swift Booed Off The Ellen DeGeneres Show Following Harris Endorsement: “Stick to Singing!”
In what will surely go down as one of the most bizarre moments in daytime television history, Taylor Swift was booed off The Ellen DeGeneres … Read more
Primanti Bros. File A $10 Million Lawsuit Against Manager Amid J.D. Vance Backlash, “You Ruined Our Reputation”
In a turn of events that no sandwich chain could have prepared for, Pittsburgh’s legendary Primanti Bros. has filed a $10 million lawsuit against the … Read more
Primanti Bros. Suffer A Loss Of $50 Million Overnight Amid Boycott
In an unprecedented downfall of epic proportions, Pittsburgh’s beloved sandwich chain, Primanti Bros., has lost a staggering $50 million overnight following a widespread boycott ignited … Read more
Tim Walz Barred from College Football Games After Boos Erupt: “We Don’t Want You Here!”
In a political fumble of epic proportions, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has reportedly been banned from attending future college football games after being met with … Read more
3 Major Sponsors Drop Primanti Bros. Following J.D. Vance Boycott Fallout, “The Boycott Is Working”
In what may be the greatest fallout over pastrami in political history, Primanti Bros. has lost three of its most loyal sponsors following the controversial … Read more
Primanti Bros. Closes 10 Prime Locations Amid Boycott Over J.D. Vance Snub
In an unexpected turn of events, beloved Pittsburgh institution Primanti Bros. has announced the closure of 10 of its prime locations following a heated boycott … Read more
Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens Sign $400 Million CBS Deal to Take on ‘The View’
In a move destined to shake up the world of daytime television, Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens have reportedly signed a blockbuster $400 million deal … Read more
Taylor Swift’s Manager Confirms: “Ticket Sales Are Dead After Harris Endorsement Backlash”
In an unexpected twist, Taylor Swift, the global pop sensation known for selling out stadiums in minutes, is now facing what can only be described … Read more
Taylor Swift Blames Instagram for Losing Millions Of Followers After Harris Endorsement: ‘This Can’t Be Real!’
In what can only be described as a pop culture meltdown, Taylor Swift has publicly blamed Instagram for the dramatic loss of followers following her … Read more