Alex Bruno
What is more patriotically American than firearms? Everyone knows that the Second Amendment of the Constitution guarantees everyone, regardless of age or gender, the right to keep and bear weapons for self-defense without government interference.
Elon Musk, this century’s “Idea Man,” recently came up with a novel concept: franchising traditional American gun shops like McDonald’s, Bennigan’s, or Photomat, so that any law-abiding citizen with a concealed-carry permit may follow his or her passion and make a living doing what they love.
This time around, though, Emperor Elon will not be operating alone.
Fortunately, the well-known American nationalist and fighter Kyle Rittenhouse is by his side.
The young pedo-blaster has put all of the money he received from the lawsuit to good use and is now all in for the long haul. The report is from Sandy Batt of Fox News.
“Kyle is funding this project with funds from Whoopi Goldberg and Joe Biden via his investment financier Airman Brian Kolfage, who previously worked with the secret “Build the Wall” fund. It should go smoothly because he is in control of the money.
Despite being approached for this post, Kolfage was reportedly spending most of the day at the boat shop.
The businesses, which are now provisionally dubbed KILL EM REAL GOOD, are expected to start operating in Chicago, New York, and Ocala, Florida, the following year.
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Source: THE DUNNING-KRUGER TIME
