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Just in: Elon Musk & Rittenhouse Opening Franchise Firearm Stores

Elon Musk and Rittenhouse are starting franchise gun shops.

What is more patriotically American than firearms? Everyone knows that the Second Amendment of the Constitution guarantees everyone, regardless of age or gender, the right to keep and bear weapons for self-defense without government interference.

Elon Musk, this century’s “Idea Man,” recently came up with a novel concept: franchising traditional American gun shops like McDonald’s, Bennigan’s, or Photomat, so that any law-abiding citizen with a concealed-carry permit may follow his or her passion and make a living doing what they love.

This time around, though, Emperor Elon will not be operating alone.

Fortunately, the well-known American nationalist and fighter Kyle Rittenhouse is by his side.

The young pedo-blaster has put all of the money he received from the lawsuit to good use and is now all in for the long haul. The report is from Sandy Batt of Fox News.

illegals
With the exception of the whole “properly controlled militia” thing. and persons of color.

“Kyle is funding this project with funds from Whoopi Goldberg and Joe Biden via his investment financier Airman Brian Kolfage, who previously worked with the secret “Build the Wall” fund. It should go smoothly because he is in control of the money.

Despite being approached for this post, Kolfage was reportedly spending most of the day at the boat shop.

The businesses, which are now provisionally dubbed KILL EM REAL GOOD, are expected to start operating in Chicago, New York, and Ocala, Florida, the following year.

NOTE: This is a Satire-Article. The original owner/source of the article is mentioned below. We hope you enjoyed it, LOL

Source: THE DUNNING-KRUGER TIME

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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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