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Meta Goes Head-to-Head with Elon Musk’s Twitter, Launching New Social Media Platform
Meta, the company that owns Facebook, is reportedly considering developing a decentralized social media platform that focuses on text-based sharing to compete with Twitter. The new platform, codenamed p92, would be accessible through Facebook and Instagram and would feature familiar social media features such as verification badges, followers, and likes. Meta believes that there is […] More
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Just in: ABC’s new owner Elon Musk to replace ‘The View’ with Shark Tank
In a bold move that’s sure to make waves in the television industry, new ABC owner Elon Musk has announced that he’s replacing the daytime talk show ‘The View’ with ‘Shark Tank.’ Sources close to Musk say that the decision was made after he spent a weekend binge-watching the popular entrepreneurial show, and became convinced […] More
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Elon Musk Fires Entire Cast of “The View” After Acquiring ABC
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced that he will be firing the entire cast of the popular daytime talk show “The View” after acquiring the network that airs the show, ABC. According to sources close to Musk, he was not pleased with the way that the show’s hosts treated him during […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Plans to buy Disney
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced his plans to buy The Walt Disney Company, one of the largest media and entertainment conglomerates in the world. According to sources close to Musk, he has long been a fan of Disney’s iconic characters and franchises, including Mickey Mouse, Star Wars, and Marvel. He […] More
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Elon Musk Reveals Secret Relationship with Kim Kardashian, Breaks Internet
In a stunning turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has revealed that he has been in a secret relationship with reality TV star Kim Kardashian for several months. The announcement, which was made on Musk’s Twitter account, quickly went viral and caused a stir on social media. Many fans were shocked and excited by […] More
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Just in: ABC’s New Owner Elon Musk Hires Rachel Maddow To Join ‘The View’
ABC’s new owner, Elon Musk, has made a surprise move by hiring MSNBC host Rachel Maddow to join the panel of the popular daytime talk show “The View.” The announcement came as a shock to both fans and critics of the show, as well as to Maddow’s own viewers, many of whom expressed surprise at […] More
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Kathy Griffin begs Elon Musk to drop his Lawsuit, says ‘It was just a joke’
Comedian Kathy Griffin has made a public plea to Elon Musk to drop his lawsuit against her, claiming that her tweet in which she joked about Musk being “on the spectrum” was meant as a harmless joke and not as an insult. In a series of tweets, Griffin apologized to Musk for any offense caused […] More
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Elon Musk Shocks Fans by Reversing Dilbert Cancellation: “I’ll Publish It Daily”
In a surprising move, Elon Musk has announced that he will be reversing the cancellation of the popular comic strip Dilbert, and will even be publishing it daily. The decision has come as a shock to many fans, who had assumed that Musk’s recent acquisition of the Dilbert brand would lead to its eventual demise. […] More
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It’s Confirmed: ABC Won’t Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract Under Elon Musk’s Leadership
In a surprising turn of events, it has been reported that ABC will not renew Whoopi Goldberg’s contract under Elon Musk’s leadership. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made due to Goldberg’s outspoken criticism of Musk and his companies, including Tesla and SpaceX. “Elon Musk is a powerful figure in the […] More
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Elon Musk vows to delete Facebook after acquisition
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has vowed to delete his Facebook account following the social media giant’s recent acquisition of a popular virtual reality company. Musk, who is known for his outspoken views on technology and the future of humanity, took to Twitter to announce his decision, saying that he was “disgusted” […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk is once again the richest person in the world, says Bloomberg
According to a recent report from Bloomberg, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has regained his position as the world’s richest person, overtaking Amazon founder Jeff Bezos once again. The news comes after a recent surge in the stock prices of Musk’s companies, including Tesla and SpaceX, which have seen their values skyrocket in recent weeks. Musk’s […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Buys Plane Tracking Company That Sold His Data And Fires Everyone
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly purchased a plane tracking company that was caught selling his personal data. Musk is said to have acquired the company with the intention of punishing those responsible for the breach and sending a message about the importance of data privacy. According to reports, Musk wasted […] More
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