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Just in: Alyssa Milano’s Temper Tantrum Over Elon Musk Has Cost Her $13 Million…So Far

She shouldn’t have messed with the world’s most powerful man and Chief Twit.

She was unable to avoid becoming involved. Alyssa Milano has destroyed her life in an effort to make a point, even though she would be completely forgotten if it weren’t for her insane left-wing fanaticism.

She made the disastrous decision to swap her Tesla for a Volkswagen, and then she dared to challenge the most powerful individual on the planet to a battle of wits.

based on our information, she suffered a significant loss. The actress-turned-activist has already incurred losses of over $13 million as a direct result of the incident, which is almost $3 million more than her net worth.

She was let go from her UNICEF consultant position and lost her NBC “Who’s the Boss” revival. What more may she potentially experience?

She didn’t respond when we tried to contact her to get some explanations for why she would behave in this way. She will not honor “satire” with a response, according to her representative Joe Barron.

Flagg has to get over his infatuation on her, but Ms. Milano understands that he does, said Barron. He seems to be an insurrectionist with a hangover, whereas she is still smoking hot at age 50.

The remark that she is “an insurrectionist with a hangover” is not quite true, but this reporter was forced to admit that she is, in fact, sexy as hell.

Having been sober for more than 31 hours, Flagg is a devoted Tea Party supporter. He’s thinking of suing for slander.

Godspeed to the USA.


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Written by Alex Bruno

Freelance space writer Alex Bruno specializes in covering China's quickly expanding space industry. In 2021, he started writing for SpaceXMania. He also contributes to publications including SpaceNews, IEEE Spectrum, National Geographic, Sky & Telescope, and New Scientist. When Alex was a small child, he first experienced the space bug after seeing Voyager photographs of alien planets in our solar system. When not in space, Alex likes to go trail jogging in the Finnish countryside.

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