In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has filed a billion dollar lawsuit against Tesla CEO Elon Musk.
The lawsuit alleges that Musk’s relentless trolling on social media has caused Gates significant emotional distress and damaged his reputation.
According to court documents obtained by this reporter, Gates claims that Musk’s tweets mocking him and Microsoft have caused him to lose sleep and suffer from anxiety.
Gates is also alleging that Musk’s comments have caused irreparable harm to his reputation as a tech pioneer and philanthropist.
In a statement released to the press, Gates said, “I have always been a fan of Elon’s work, but his recent behavior on social media has gone too far.
His attacks on me and Microsoft are unfounded and have caused me a great deal of emotional distress. I hope that this lawsuit will put an end to his malicious behavior.”
Musk, who is known for his brash personality and unconventional approach to social media, has yet to respond to the lawsuit. However, sources close to him say that he is taking the lawsuit in stride and is confident that he will prevail in court.
In the meantime, the tech world is buzzing with speculation about the fallout from this lawsuit.
Some are questioning whether this is just a publicity stunt by Gates to boost his image, while others are worried that the lawsuit will only serve to further damage the reputation of two of the tech industry’s biggest names.
Whatever the outcome, one thing is for sure: this is one lawsuit that is sure to make headlines for months to come. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Note: This is Satire, not real news.
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Glad it’s a satirical piece. Gates is just another globalist p.o.s. buying up precious farm land, and is proponent of population “reduction”… whereas Musk is doing some great things for humanity, and unlike the former mentioned p.o.s., his head seems to be screwed on fairly straight.