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in SatireBreaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter
“In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social media platform known for its brevity and real-time news updates. “When asked why he would want to buy a social media platform that’s already owned by another billionaire tech mogul, […] More
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in SatireJust in: Musk To Release Twitter’s ‘Soros Files’
There are reportedly a few server rooms located down in the basement of the Twitter headquarters that contain the private and undiscovered documents that the company’s former owners locked up and forgot about. They may hold really significant and destructive information, as Elon Musk has shown. Joe Barron, one of the few surviving original workers […] More
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Elon Musk’s Private Jet: Uncovering the Extent of CO2 Emissions in 2022
Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, is known for his ambitious plans to revolutionize transportation and reduce the world’s dependence on fossil fuels. However, one aspect of his lifestyle that has come under scrutiny is his use of private jets. CO2 Emissions from Musk’s Private Jet According to data from the Federal Aviation […] More
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Elon Musk sets a new world record for the biggest wealth loss in history
It is difficult to label someone a loser after becoming the wealthiest man in the world. However, this is exactly what Guinness World Records recognized when it awarded Elon Musk the distinction of the richest person in history to hold the position of greatest wealth loss. Since November 2021, he’s lost almost $182 billion, setting […] More
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in SatireWhoopi uninvited to Lisa Marie Presley’s funeral, but Elon Musk says ‘not on my watch’
In a shocking turn of events, it was announced yesterday that talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been uninvited to the funeral of Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late Elvis Presley. The decision was reportedly made by Presley’s family, who cited “creative differences” as the reason for the snub. But while the Presley family […] More
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in SatireElon Musk’s Next Big Thing: A Tunnel to Nowhere
In a surprise announcement yesterday, tech mogul Elon Musk unveiled his latest grandiose project: a network of underground tunnels designed to alleviate traffic congestion and revolutionize transportation. Dubbed the “Hyperloop Tunnel System,” the project promises to whisk commuters from one end of the city to the other in mere minutes, using state-of-the-art technology and cutting-edge […] More
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in SatireElon Musk’s Latest Venture: Colonizing Mars with Twitter Users
In a surprise announcement, tech visionary Elon Musk revealed his latest project: colonizing Mars with Twitter users. “I’ve always been interested in space travel, and I think it’s time we take the next step as a species and start building a new home on Mars,” said Musk in a tweet. “And what better way to […] More
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in Satire“BREAKING: Elon Musk Pulls the Plug on California, Twitter Relocates to Texas!”
In a shocking move, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he will be leaving California and taking his company, Twitter, with him to the great state of Texas. “I’m tired of the high taxes and regulations in California,” said Musk in a tweet, “I’m taking my business to a state that knows how to […] More
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in SatireUp Yours, Joe: Elon Musk is giving a “Banned” premium gas stove with every Tesla
In a bold and unexpected move, Elon Musk announced today that every Tesla sold will come with a free premium gas stove. The move is seen as a response to the recent push by governments around the world to phase out fossil fuel-powered vehicles and promote electric vehicles. “We know that many of our customers […] More
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in Satire“We can’t let the American people stay in the dark”: Elon Musk to publish entire contents of Hunter Biden’s Laptop on Twitter
In a shocking announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk announced that he will be publishing the entire contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop on Twitter. “I’ve been looking for a new project to sink my teeth into,” said Musk, “and I think this one will be a real doozy. I’ve always been fascinated by politics, and […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk, Trump agree to a Twitter and Truth Social merger
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk have announced their plans to merge their companies, Truth Social and Twitter, in an effort to create the ultimate platform for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The merger, set to take place in the coming weeks, will allow users to […] More
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in SatireJust in: Elon Musk has purchased Google and will rename it ‘GoogleX’
In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he has purchased Google for an undisclosed sum. According to Musk, the acquisition was a natural fit for his companies, which already include SpaceX, Tesla, and Neuralink. “Google’s search algorithms and data collection capabilities will be invaluable for our mission to colonize […] More
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