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Breaking: Elon Musk Pledges $10 Million in Support of Basketball Star Caitlin Clark, “You Have My Full Support”
In a move that has stunned both the sports and business worlds, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire known for his ventures in space exploration, electric vehicles, and social media, has thrown his support behind Caitlin Clark, the rising star in women’s basketball. Musk has offered Clark a $10 million endorsement deal, publicly declaring, “I support […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Is Considering Owning ABC, “I’m Going To Cancel Woke The View”
In the latest chapter of his entrepreneurial saga, Elon Musk is reportedly considering the acquisition of ABC, one of the largest and most influential television networks in the United States. This potential move comes with a bold promise to “cancel woke The View,” a statement that has already sparked considerable controversy and debate. Elon Musk, […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk To Launch His Own New Phone To Compete With Apple, “Woke Apple Is Finished”
In a bold move that could potentially reshape the landscape of the tech industry, Elon Musk has announced plans to launch his own smartphone, directly competing with tech giant Apple. Musk, the visionary CEO of companies like Tesla and SpaceX, declared that his new device would eclipse Apple’s products, accompanied by the provocative statement, “Woke […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Permanently Bans Robert De Niro From Platform X, “I Don’t Want His Woke Presence On X”
In a dramatic turn of events that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood and the tech world, Elon Musk, the controversial CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has permanently banned veteran actor Robert De Niro from his social media platform, X. The reason cited by Musk? De Niro’s so-called “woke presence.” Robert De Niro, an iconic figure […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Supports Harrison Butker, “I Defend Harrison’s Right to Free Expression”
In a high-profile endorsement that has captured the attention of both the sports and business communities, Elon Musk has thrown his support behind Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, whose recent comments on various social issues have sparked widespread debate. Musk’s backing came through a series of tweets where he declared, “I stand with Harrison […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Proposes Shutting Down ‘The View’, “I’d Rather Walk Barefoot On Hot Asphalt Than Watch The View”
In an extraordinary outburst that has captured the attention of both media insiders and the public, Elon Musk has vehemently expressed his disdain for the long-standing daytime talk show ‘The View.’ In his characteristic flamboyant style, the billionaire entrepreneur did not mince words, stating he would “rather walk barefoot on hot asphalt than watch ‘The […] More
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Breaking: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Leaves Hollywood for Elon Musk’s New Non-Woke Film Studio
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of Hollywood’s most bankable stars, has announced his departure from traditional Hollywood. He is set to join forces with tech magnate Elon Musk at a new film studio committed to producing content free of the prevailing ‘woke’ culture. […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Withdraws $250 Million from Boy Scouts, “Not A Single Penny To Woke Organizations”
In a dramatic turn of events that has sparked nationwide debate, Elon Musk, the billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has withdrawn a staggering $250 million in funding from the Boy Scouts of America, now known as Scouting America. His reason? He claims the organization has “gone woke.” This decision is not just a financial […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Announces Boycott of Boy Scouts, “I Will Stop All Donations”
Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has once again grabbed headlines, not for his advancements in technology or space exploration, but for his decision to cut ties with the Boy Scouts of America, now known as Scouting America. Citing the organization’s shift towards what he perceives as “woke” values, Musk announced his decision […] More
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Breaking: Tyson Foods Loses Nearly $1.7 Billion Following Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
In a stunning turn of events, Tyson Foods, one of the leading players in the food processing industry, has incurred a staggering loss of nearly $1.7 billion following a call for boycott from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. This unprecedented financial setback has sent shockwaves through the market, raising questions about the impact of influential figures […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of Tyson Foods, “I Will Never Buy From Tyson Foods Ever Again!”
In a bold and unexpected move, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has publicly called for a boycott of Tyson Foods, one of the largest food processing companies in the United States. Musk’s announcement, made via Twitter, has sparked widespread debate and raised questions about corporate responsibility and ethical consumerism. […] More
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Breaking: Elon Musk Is Time’s Person Of The Year 2023
In a momentous turn of events, Elon Musk, the trailblazing entrepreneur behind SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company, has been named Time’s Person of the Year for 2023. This prestigious recognition not only acknowledges Musk’s undeniable impact on technology, space exploration, and the automotive industry but also sheds light on the complex persona that […] More