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    Breaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter

    “In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social media platform known for its brevity and real-time news updates. “When asked why he would want to buy a social media platform that’s already owned by another billionaire tech mogul, […] More

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    Just in: Musk To Release Twitter’s ‘Soros Files’

    There are reportedly a few server rooms located down in the basement of the Twitter headquarters that contain the private and undiscovered documents that the company’s former owners locked up and forgot about. They may hold really significant and destructive information, as Elon Musk has shown. Joe Barron, one of the few surviving original workers […] More

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    Elon Musk’s Private Jet: Uncovering the Extent of CO2 Emissions in 2022

    Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, is known for his ambitious plans to revolutionize transportation and reduce the world’s dependence on fossil fuels. However, one aspect of his lifestyle that has come under scrutiny is his use of private jets. CO2 Emissions from Musk’s Private Jet According to data from the Federal Aviation […] More

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    Whoopi uninvited to Lisa Marie Presley’s funeral, but Elon Musk says ‘not on my watch’

    In a shocking turn of events, it was announced yesterday that talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been uninvited to the funeral of Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late Elvis Presley. The decision was reportedly made by Presley’s family, who cited “creative differences” as the reason for the snub. But while the Presley family […] More

  • Elon Musk Hyperloop Tunnel



    Elon Musk’s Next Big Thing: A Tunnel to Nowhere

    In a surprise announcement yesterday, tech mogul Elon Musk unveiled his latest grandiose project: a network of underground tunnels designed to alleviate traffic congestion and revolutionize transportation. Dubbed the “Hyperloop Tunnel System,” the project promises to whisk commuters from one end of the city to the other in mere minutes, using state-of-the-art technology and cutting-edge […] More

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    Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: Colonizing Mars with Twitter Users

    In a surprise announcement, tech visionary Elon Musk revealed his latest project: colonizing Mars with Twitter users. “I’ve always been interested in space travel, and I think it’s time we take the next step as a species and start building a new home on Mars,” said Musk in a tweet. “And what better way to […] More

  • Elon Musk Hunter Biden Story

    “We can’t let the American people stay in the dark”: Elon Musk to publish entire contents of Hunter Biden’s Laptop on Twitter

    In a shocking announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk announced that he will be publishing the entire contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop on Twitter. “I’ve been looking for a new project to sink my teeth into,” said Musk, “and I think this one will be a real doozy. I’ve always been fascinated by politics, and […] More

  • Elon Musk Trump Twitter Merger

    Just in: Elon Musk, Trump agree to a Twitter and Truth Social merger

    In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk have announced their plans to merge their companies, Truth Social and Twitter, in an effort to create the ultimate platform for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The merger, set to take place in the coming weeks, will allow users to […] More

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    Just in: Elon Musk has purchased Google and will rename it ‘GoogleX’

    In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he has purchased Google for an undisclosed sum. According to Musk, the acquisition was a natural fit for his companies, which already include SpaceX, Tesla, and Neuralink. “Google’s search algorithms and data collection capabilities will be invaluable for our mission to colonize […] More

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