Alex Bruno
During a recent interview, Elon Musk, the unconventional billionaire, expressed his elation over the April 20th, 2023 Starship rocket flight.
With a smug grin, he stated, “We really nailed that flight. I mean, did you see that thing take off? It was like poetry in motion.”
When asked about the potential risks associated with such a flight, Musk casually disregarded the inquiry, asserting that “safety is always a top priority for us, but come on, we’re pushing the boundaries here.
There’s always going to be a certain level of risk involved. That’s just the nature of innovation.”
As the interview progressed, Musk’s demeanor shifted from ecstatic to frantic. Suddenly, he exclaimed, “Has anyone seen my rocket?” while scanning the room with wild eyes. His staff appeared uneasy as he continued his frantic search.
“I can’t lose it again,” he muttered under his breath. “Not after all the time and money we’ve put into this project.”
After some time, Musk’s assistant gently reminded him that the Starship had safely landed and was being prepared for its next mission. Musk visibly relaxed and let out a sigh of relief, “Right, right. I knew that. Just testing you guys.”
Despite his brief moment of forgetfulness, Musk remains as confident as ever in the future of space travel. “We’re going to colonize Mars, baby,” he declared, pumping his fist in the air. “And I’m gonna make it happen. Just watch me.”
