Just in: ABC Extends Whoopi’s Suspension Another Month on Orders of Elon Musk

New ABC owner, Elon Musk, flexes his executive power and extends Whoopi Goldberg’s suspension from ‘The View’ for another month.

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In a stunning move that has left fans of daytime television reeling, ABC has announced that they will be extending Whoopi Goldberg’s suspension from “The View” for another month.

This comes on the heels of the recent news that ABC has been purchased by none other than Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his work with Tesla and SpaceX.

According to sources within the network, Musk has been closely monitoring the situation surrounding Goldberg’s suspension and has taken a personal interest in the matter.

Despite protests from fans and even some of her co-hosts, Musk reportedly issued the order to extend Goldberg’s suspension for another month.

“I know this may be disappointing to some fans, but we have to trust in Mr. Musk’s judgment,” said an ABC spokesperson in a statement. “He has a vision for the network and we believe that he knows what’s best for ‘The View’ and for ABC as a whole.”

Goldberg’s suspension began last month after she made controversial comments about former President Donald Trump. While many fans and supporters rallied behind her, the network decided to take action and suspend her from the show for a period of time.

Since then, rumors have been swirling about the future of “The View” and the network as a whole. Some have speculated that Musk may be planning to turn ABC into a hub for his various ventures, while others believe that he may be interested in creating new and innovative programming.

Regardless of the ultimate outcome, fans of Goldberg and “The View” will have to wait another month to see their beloved co-host back on the air. But if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that Elon Musk is not a man to be trifled with.

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Written by Alex Bruno

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