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Elon Musk Cancels ABC’s “The Conners” Mid-Season, Doesn’t Inform Cast
In a surprising move, Elon Musk has announced that he is canceling ABC’s hit sitcom “The Conners” mid-season, without informing the show’s cast or crew. Musk, who purchased ABC in a blockbuster deal last year, made the announcement on Twitter, leaving the cast and crew blindsided. “Sorry to announce that we are canceling ‘The Conners’ […] More
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in SatireJust in: ABC Extends Whoopi’s Suspension Another Month on Orders of Elon Musk
In a stunning move that has left fans of daytime television reeling, ABC has announced that they will be extending Whoopi Goldberg’s suspension from “The View” for another month. This comes on the heels of the recent news that ABC has been purchased by none other than Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his […] More
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It’s Confirmed: ABC Won’t Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract Under Elon Musk’s Leadership
In a surprising turn of events, it has been reported that ABC will not renew Whoopi Goldberg’s contract under Elon Musk’s leadership. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made due to Goldberg’s outspoken criticism of Musk and his companies, including Tesla and SpaceX. “Elon Musk is a powerful figure in the […] More
