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Breaking: Disney Is Selling ABC For $20 Billion, New Owner Wants The View Cancelled
It’s the end of an era in the broadcasting world as Disney is set to sell ABC for a mere $20 billion, a move that has not only shocked the industry but also ignited a series of debates about the future of television and, more specifically, the fate of the long-standing talk show, “The View.” […] More
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Just in: ABC Considering Replacing Whoopi Goldberg with Dylan Mulvaney on ‘The View’
Talk about a quick change of channels. Just last week, Whoopi Goldberg, the longstanding and beloved co-host of ‘The View’, found herself sent packing, not for a controversial statement or heated on-air argument, but for a frosty Bud Light. Yes, you read that correctly. Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award winner, was […] More
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BOOM: ABC Fires Whoopi Goldberg Over Support For Bud Light
In a shocking turn of events, ABC Television Network has terminated the contract of Whoopi Goldberg, one of the most beloved and long-standing hosts of the popular talk show, ‘The View’. This drastic measure comes in response to her public show of support for Bud Light amid an ongoing consumer boycott. For over a decade, […] More
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‘The View’ Is Now ABC’s Lowest Rated Program Thanks To Elon Musk
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that Twitter owner Elon Musk has dealt a crushing blow to ABC’s long-running talk show, “The View.” According to recent ratings, the once-popular program has plummeted to become the network’s lowest-rated program, and many are blaming Musk for the show’s decline. So what happened? Well, it all […] More
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Just in: ABC’s new owner Elon Musk to replace ‘The View’ with Shark Tank
In a bold move that’s sure to make waves in the television industry, new ABC owner Elon Musk has announced that he’s replacing the daytime talk show ‘The View’ with ‘Shark Tank.’ Sources close to Musk say that the decision was made after he spent a weekend binge-watching the popular entrepreneurial show, and became convinced […] More
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Elon Musk Cancels ABC’s “The Conners” Mid-Season, Doesn’t Inform Cast
In a surprising move, Elon Musk has announced that he is canceling ABC’s hit sitcom “The Conners” mid-season, without informing the show’s cast or crew. Musk, who purchased ABC in a blockbuster deal last year, made the announcement on Twitter, leaving the cast and crew blindsided. “Sorry to announce that we are canceling ‘The Conners’ […] More
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Just in: ABC Extends Whoopi’s Suspension Another Month on Orders of Elon Musk
In a stunning move that has left fans of daytime television reeling, ABC has announced that they will be extending Whoopi Goldberg’s suspension from “The View” for another month. This comes on the heels of the recent news that ABC has been purchased by none other than Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his […] More
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It’s Confirmed: ABC Won’t Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract Under Elon Musk’s Leadership
In a surprising turn of events, it has been reported that ABC will not renew Whoopi Goldberg’s contract under Elon Musk’s leadership. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made due to Goldberg’s outspoken criticism of Musk and his companies, including Tesla and SpaceX. “Elon Musk is a powerful figure in the […] More