In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be defending former President Donald Trump after his anticipated arrest next week. Musk has reportedly assembled a team of top-notch lawyers to help defend his friend.
“I believe in the American justice system, and I think that everyone is innocent until proven guilty,” Musk said in a statement to the press. “I’m confident that my team of lawyers will be able to clear Donald’s name and prove his innocence.”
Musk, who is known for his innovation and wealth, has vowed to use his resources to help Trump fight the charges against him. “Money talks and I have plenty of it,” Musk quipped. “We’re going to spare no expense to make sure that Donald gets the best defense possible.”
Musk has also hinted that he may use his companies, such as SpaceX and Tesla, to help with Trump’s defense. “We have some really cool technology at our disposal, and I think we can use it to help prove Donald’s innocence,” Musk said with a smile.
While some have criticized Musk for getting involved in such a controversial case, the billionaire entrepreneur is undeterred. “I’m doing what any good friend would do,” he said. “I’m standing by Donald during this difficult time and doing everything in my power to help him.”
As the trial approaches, the world watches with bated breath to see what Musk and his team of lawyers will come up with. Will they be able to clear Trump’s name, or will his legal troubles continue? Only time will tell.
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