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In a world where A-list performers measure patriotism by the size of the paycheck, Kid Rock just turned the music industry upside down by doing … Read more

In what experts are already calling “the most shocking musical reversal since Fyre Fest booked Ja Rule,” the NFL announced early Monday that Bad Bunny’s … Read more

It was a scene equal parts political rally, county fair, and patriotic fashion show.On what would have been Charlie Kirk’s 32nd birthday, thousands of supporters … Read more

In a stunning twist that no one on Twitter saw coming—mostly because the algorithm was busy boosting cat memes—Elon Musk has announced a $1 billion … Read more

In a turn of events that has left both Hollywood agents and Miami ticket scalpers weeping into their oat milk, Turning Point USA’s upcoming “All … Read more

In an unprecedented media moment that managed to unite the entire internet for exactly three hours, Tucker Carlson’s appearance on The Charlie Kirk Show, now … Read more

In a stunning plot twist that no one saw coming but every Facebook uncle predicted, the NFL announced today that Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock … Read more

In a move that has sent shockwaves (and possibly a few eyerolls) through the worlds of pop music, conservative media, and professional football, the National … Read more

In a move that will certainly go down in the annals of bureaucratic theater and viral meme-making, a squadron of ICE agents reportedly swooped into … Read more

In a move that stunned the NFL, beverage giant Coca-Cola announced this week that it would be withdrawing its long-standing sponsorship of the Super Bowl … Read more

In a shocking ultimatum that has rattled the NFL, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid declared on Tuesday that his team would boycott the … Read more

In a development that has NFL fans spitting out their Bud Light and reaching for their Twitter apps, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has … Read more