New: Elon Musk Is Suing Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Hate Speech’
In a twist of events that could only be described as pure 2023, tech mogul and billionaire Elon Musk has decided to take legal action … Read more
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Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Banned From All U.S Sports Events
In an unprecedented turn of events, Bud Light, America’s much-beleaguered brew, has just been shown the proverbial red card from all U.S. games. Yes, you … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Donates To Families Of Fallen Military Heroes To Compensate For All The ‘Wokeness’
While corporate goodwill and beer may seem like an unlikely pair, this is precisely the mix that’s brewing at the helm of Anheuser-Busch, the makers … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Swiftly Declines Bud Light’s Plea for Twitter Endorsement
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and tech mogul known for his playful antics and frank opinions on social media, has dismissed a recent request from … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Approaches Elon Musk In A Desperate Bid For Revival
The ongoing Bud Light debacle has taken a strange new twist. After alienating consumers and suffering significant sales losses due to their ill-advised ‘woke’ marketing … Read more
Just in: Fox Orders Tucker Carlson to Halt Twitter Show in New Cease-and-Desist Letter
In what is developing into an epic standoff between the media giant Fox News and its erstwhile leading light, Tucker Carlson, the latest round of … Read more
‘How Much Is It’: Elon Musk Plans To Buy WHO To Make It Actually About ‘Health’ Than ‘Wokeness’
Elon Musk’s name is not unfamiliar when it comes to grandiose plans and unconventional ideas. He has, time and again, drawn attention with his significant … Read more
Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Warns Justice System in the Wake of Trump’s Indictment
Despite harboring certain hesitations about former President Donald Trump, tech magnate Elon Musk’s position on justice remains unwavering and is well-aligned with the ideals of … Read more
Just in: Target CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a surprising development, Brian Cornell, the CEO of Target Corporation, one of America’s leading retail giants, has publicly admitted, “Yes, we’re woke,” acknowledging the … Read more
Just in: Man Arrested For Drinking Bud Light in Public
In a city renowned for its quirky characters and unexpected incidents, a new chapter unfolded today that left residents shaking their heads in disbelief. An … Read more
Just in: Fox News Alleges Contract Breach as Tucker Carlson Launches His Own Twitter Show
A confidential document that Axios managed to get their hands on divulged that Fox News issued a notification to the legal counsel of former prime-time … Read more