Alex Bruno
Folks, the one and only legendary Hollywood actor Sly has blown me away and knocked me off my feet… Not just me, but all of us! Yeah, he has dropped a big-shot movie project worth $1 billion because he found his co-actor a CREEP! Damn… Sylvester Stallone has backed out of a fruitful project with George Clooney, as he can’t handle Clooney’s creepiness.
In an exclusive interview, Sly gave Clooney a cold shoulder, saying, “I just couldn’t take it anymore.” Sylvester Stallone was like, “Every time we met to talk about the project, Clooney would show up in a fancy suit with his “I’m-so-full -of-myself smile,” and I’d be like, ‘Bro, what’s with the used-car-salesman vibe?’ It was like working with a human version of a LinkedIn profile.”
And you know, guys, Sylvester is for his Macho man image, and of course, the level of creepiness Clooney has made him uncomfortable. Sly further goes like.. “I mean, have ever you seen the way he looks at himself? It’s like he’s trying to flirt with himself, cringe. I didn’t sign up for a project with a guy who’s in love with his own face, what a self-obsessed creep.”
But Clooney’s team was like, “Stallone, don’t get jealous of our talented and charming, George!” obviously, they had to deny the allegations. I mean, who would tag it on their forehead?
On the other hand, there is always another side of the story. Some authentic sources that were part of the project mark the allegations as true! Aww, Clooney’s team would’ve to cover their faces. Or they could underground themselves along with their hero, no?
For Stallone, working with Clooney was like working with a snake oil salesman,” “He’d show up late, charm everyone with his smile, and then proceed to butcher the script. I was like, ‘Dude, this isn’t a UNICEF commercial, it’s an action movie!'” Well, Sly, we know it’s too much for you, but slow down. Don’t break his fragile personality, man!
Wait a moment, folks… That was the boiling point for Sly when Clooney said, “I want to do a scene where I would be saving the world while making a martini.” Come on, bro, are you kidding me? It’s not a James Bond movie; it’s a hard-hitting thriller film.
But he just winked and said, ‘Trust me, Sly, I’ve got this.’
Stallone also critiqued Clooney’s hypocrisy, saying, “I’m fed up of working with Hollywood celebs who think they’re above the din just because they’ve got a few Oscars. Newsflash, George: being a humanitarian doesn’t mean you get to lecture everyone else on morality while living in a mansion.”
But at least Stallone chose to stand with his artistic values over the high-flying project. “I’d rather punch a bear in the face than work with someone who makes me feel like I need to take a shower after every meeting, I mean, enough of creepiness. ” he declared.
And so, the high-ticket project is now in trouble because of Clooney’s creepiness. But you can’t imagine the level of satisfaction Sly has after realizing that he didn’t compromise his values for a paycheck. Well done, Sylvester!
So, Clooney is moving towards a new project – a movie about his charming, talented, and handsome actor who saves the world one smile at a time. Actually, he is talking about himself. If you know, you know!
But hey, who’s gonna cast him for this role? Anyone? Maybe he can get his buddy Obama to produce it. Good luck, Clooney, with your self-obsession.
Stay tuned, folks! And are you with Team Sylvester or Tean Clooney? Let us know in the comments!
