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in SatireBreaking: Academy Awards Chooses Sylvester Stallone Over Whoopi Goldberg for MC Role
In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards, one of the most prestigious events in the world of cinema, has decided to make a change that has caught the entertainment industry off guard. Whoopi Goldberg, a seasoned actress and comedian, who has been the master of ceremonies (MC) for the Oscars for several years, […] More
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in Satire“I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”: Sylvester Stallone Rejects $100 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer
In a surprising twist that has reverberated throughout the world of celebrity endorsements and advertising, iconic actor Sylvester Stallone recently made a bold decision. He turned down a jaw-dropping $100 million endorsement offer from Bud Light, a major player in the beer industry. Stallone’s refusal to associate himself with the brand comes amidst growing controversy […] More
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“He’s Too Much Woke”: Sylvester Stallone Drops Out of $1 Billion Project With ‘Creepy’ Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to drop out of a colossal $1 billion project, citing what he deems as Robert De Niro’s excessive ‘wokeness.’ Stallone, a cinematic icon renowned for his roles in the “Rocky” and “Rambo” franchises, made the announcement, igniting discussions […] More
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‘Don’t Want Wokeness In My Life’: Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s $500 Million ‘Woke’ Movie Offer
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s right” in a boxing ring, has turned down a staggering $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke crap.” While some might see this […] More