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‘Don’t Want Wokeness In My Life’: Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s $500 Million ‘Woke’ Movie Offer
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s right” in a boxing ring, has turned down a staggering $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke crap.” While some might see this […] More
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Breaking: Beyonce Apologizes After ‘Alternative National Anthem’, Affirms ‘There’s Only One Anthem’
In the ever-evolving tapestry of pop culture, few moments have resonated as deeply as Beyoncé’s recent performance at an NFL game. The choice to sing “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” often dubbed the “Black National Anthem,” was met with both applause and uproar. But in a twist that few saw coming, the global superstar has […] More
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Breaking: Country Stars Jason Aldean and Oliver Anthony to be Honored with Nobel Prize
In a groundbreaking move that defies convention and amplifies the evolving dynamism of country music, Jason Aldean and Oliver Anthony are set to be the first country music artists to be honored with the Nobel Prize. This unexpected pairing, both giants in their respective lanes, has further blurred the lines between popular culture and the […] More
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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Stands by Megan Rapinoe, ‘She’s Like A Sister’
In an unexpected twist that left both the sports and entertainment worlds buzzing, Whoopi Goldberg, the revered actress and co-host of “The View,” has extended an unlikely olive branch to none other than the outspoken soccer star, Megan Rapinoe. The unanticipated alliance comes on the heels of Rapinoe’s missed penalty kick during the World Cup […] More
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Breaking: This New App By Elon Musk Let’s You Identify ‘Woke People’ Around You
Elon Musk, tech mogul and mastermind behind companies like Tesla and SpaceX, has once again set the internet abuzz. This time, it’s not an electric car, a spaceship, or even another tweet that’s stirring up a storm – it’s an app. The purpose of this app? To identify ‘woke’ individuals in your vicinity, taking satire […] More
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Elon Musk: ‘Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed Just Like Bud Light’
In a startling twist of events, Tesla CEO and Twitter’s newest kingpin, Elon Musk, has drawn an analogy that is as unusual as his regular tweets. He recently took to Twitter and compared the ‘woke mind virus’ to… wait for it… Bud Light. Yes, you read that right, the man who sent a car to […] More
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Just in: Kid Rock Sets Sight On His Next ‘Target’
Kid Rock, the iconic American singer-songwriter and rapper, is no stranger to controversy. Having already set the Internet ablaze with his recent actions involving Bud Light, it seems the rock star is keen to continue his unconventional crusade. Now, it appears, his attention has been directed towards another corporate giant – Target Corporation. This comes […] More
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Just In: Target Has Started Using ‘Rainbows’ On Store Entrances to Dissuade ‘Woke’ Gangs
As the old saying goes, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” But in the case of Target, the adage seems to have morphed into “If you can’t avoid ’em, confuse ’em.” The retail behemoth, well-known for its iconic red bulls-eye logo, has reportedly begun a new campaign of stealth and diversion in the face […] More