NBC Comcast Blacklists ABC, “They Owe An Apology To The American People”
In a dramatic turn of events that has left millions of viewers staring at blank screens and scratching their heads, NBC Comcast has taken ABC … Read more
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Leaked Reports Claim George Soros Paid ABC Moderators $1 Million Each to Fact-Check Trump
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves across the political landscape—and provided endless fodder for conspiracy theorists—leaked reports have allegedly confirmed that billionaire George Soros … Read more
ABC Loses $27 Million in Advertising After Debate Fallout, “Won’t Be Hosting Any Debates In The Future”
In a development that can only be described as peak 2024 chaos, ABC has found itself $27 million poorer after losing five major advertisers in … Read more
Taylor Swift’s Big Endorsement Costs Her $125 Million In Brand Deals
In a move that has left corporate sponsors shaking in their boardrooms and Swifties questioning their life choices, pop icon Taylor Swift has reportedly lost … Read more
Debate Moderators Linsey Davis And David Munir Reportedly Fired By ABC, “They Are A Disgrace To Their Profession”
In an unexpected twist that has left journalists and political pundits both stunned and bemused, ABC has announced the immediate firing of debate moderators David … Read more
Kamala Didn’t Need To Debate Trump. She Had the ABC Moderators Do That For Her While She Babbled Like An Idiot
In what has to be the most unconventional debate strategy ever witnessed on national television, Vice President Kamala Harris didn’t seem to need to actually … Read more
Kamala’s Endorsement Costs Taylor Swift 100 Million Instagram Followers
In a plot twist that no one saw coming—except maybe Kanye West—Taylor Swift has reportedly lost more than 100 million followers on Instagram after endorsing … Read more
Texas Declares War on Lab-Grown Meat: ‘If It’s Printed, It’s Not Welcome Here!’
In a bold move that many say is as Texas as cowboy hats and BBQ brisket, the state has officially banned the sale of lab-grown … Read more
Bill Maher Boots Tim Walz Off Show Mid-Interview: ‘You’re a Disappointment’
In what can only be described as one of the most surreal moments in late-night television, Tim Walz, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee, found … Read more
Kamala’s University Professors Confirm: “Harris Was the Worst Student Ever”
In a revelation that’s bound to send shockwaves through political and academic circles, one of Kamala Harris’s former university professors has come forward with a … Read more
CMA Bans Beyoncé for Life After Snubbing Her Country Album: “She’ll Never Be Country”
In a move that has left music fans everywhere stunned, Beyoncé has been banned from the Country Music Association (CMA) for life. The decision, which … Read more
Taylor Swift Picks A Side, Endorses Kamala Harris: ‘She’s the Role Model America Needs’
In a political endorsement that no one saw coming but somehow makes perfect sense in 2024, pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially endorsed Vice President … Read more