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It’s official: the Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show — headlined by none other than Kid Rock — has completely sold out. Every ticket, every … Read more

The official numbers are in, and the much-hyped “No Kings Rally” has finally met its royal reckoning: a modest 250,000 people — or, as organizers … Read more

Erika Kirk has reportedly turned down a $40 million sponsorship offer to promote LGBTQ messaging during this year’s All-American Halftime Show, stunning both the entertainment … Read more

Rumors of Candace Owens joining The View sent a shockwave through ABC’s headquarters this week, causing what one producer described as “the loudest collective gasp … Read more

It was the kind of morning television meltdown no one could have scripted — though if anyone were to try, it would’ve been Elon Musk. … Read more

In a stunning corporate shake-up that sent shockwaves through both the tech and entertainment worlds, Samsung Electronics announced Friday that it is withdrawing its sponsorship … Read more

BOSTON, MA — Global reggaeton star Bad Bunny is set to headline a new kind of show — and not the one his fans were … Read more

In a move that could only be described as peak 2025 energy, billionaire tech overlord and part-time space cowboy Elon Musk has reportedly purchased ABC … Read more

It’s official: America just traded reggaeton for red, white, and yee-haw. The NFL has confirmed that country legend George Strait will join Kid Rock for … Read more

Phoenix, AZ — In a surprise move that has roiled conservative and media circles alike, Erika Kirk, widow of the late Charlie Kirk and current … Read more

In a move that stunned both political watchers and music industry insiders, Elon Musk has publicly committed $50 million to support Turning Point USA’s upcoming … Read more

In a world where A-list performers measure patriotism by the size of the paycheck, Kid Rock just turned the music industry upside down by doing … Read more