REPORT: U.S. Loses More Immigrants Than It Gains for First Time in 50 Years
The new report showing that the United States has lost more immigrants than it gained in 2025 marks one of the most significant demographic shifts … Read more
Satire
Ellen DeGeneres Is Now Begging for the U.S. to Take Her Back: “Moving Out Was a Massive Mistake”
When Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi packed their belongings and left the United States for the United Kingdom, the decision was widely … Read more
Coca-Cola Abruptly Closes Its Largest NYC Factory After Mamdani Win: “We Won’t Support This Communist Govt”
The announcement came before sunrise, delivered first through internal memos and then confirmed by a somber press release: Coca-Cola would be shutting down its largest … Read more
Elon Musk Says “Denaturalizing and Deporting Ilhan Omar Would Make America Greater”
Elon Musk once again ignited a political firestorm after declaring that “denaturalizing and deporting Ilhan Omar would make America greater,” a statement that ricocheted across … Read more
Ilhan Omar Warns: “I’m a Law-Abiding Immigrant Congresswoman — and My Life Is in Danger”
Ilhan Omar has long been one of the most recognizable progressive voices in Congress, but in recent weeks she has been voicing a deeper, more … Read more
House Ways and Means Orders AOC to Repay $1,300 Mercedes Lease Charged to Congressional Account
In a move that has sparked intense debate across Washington, the House Ways and Means Committee has ordered Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) to repay a … Read more
NYC Concert Revenues Tank After Kid Rock Cancels 2026 Tour Over Mamdani Win, Economists Sound Alarm
New York City has faced hurricanes, blackouts, strikes, pandemics, and even the yearly invasion of Times Square Elmo impersonators, but economists say nothing prepared the … Read more
Elon Musk Announces $50 Million Donation To Homeless Veterans On This Thanksgiving, “Happy Thanskgiving”
On a crisp Thanksgiving morning when most of America was still fumbling with coffee mugs and preheating ovens, Elon Musk managed to hijack the national … Read more
Academy Of Country Music Issues A Lifetime Ban To Singer P!nk After She Called MAGA ‘An Insult To Humanity’
The Academy of Country Music reportedly issued a lifetime ban to singer P!nk this week after she “went woke,” criticized MAGA as “an insult to … Read more
Ilhan Omar Is Reportedly Considering Leaving the U.S. After Cancellation of TPS for Somalis, “I’ve Had Enough”
Reports swirling around Capitol Hill this week suggest that Representative Ilhan Omar is “genuinely considering” leaving the United States after the administration announced the cancellation … Read more
BREAKING: Ilhan Omar and Family Face Loss of U.S. Citizenship and Possible Deportation
In what political observers are already calling “the wildest Tuesday since that one time Congress tried to pass a bill without reading it,” the nation … Read more
Kelsea Ballerini Hit With 400-Station Radio Boycott After CMT Awards Drag Queen Performance
In what experts are calling “the most dramatic overreaction since your uncle discovered paper straws,” more than 400 country radio stations have allegedly launched a … Read more