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In a move that stunned the NFL, beverage giant Coca-Cola announced this week that it would be withdrawing its long-standing sponsorship of the Super Bowl … Read more

In a shocking ultimatum that has rattled the NFL, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid declared on Tuesday that his team would boycott the … Read more

In a development that has NFL fans spitting out their Bud Light and reaching for their Twitter apps, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has … Read more

In a move that has set off a Category 5 hurricane in both Nashville and San Juan, country music legend George Strait has reportedly declined … Read more

In what critics are already calling “the most patriotic course correction since Bud Light hired a bald eagle as brand ambassador,” the NFL has announced … Read more

In what might be the most predictable announcement since McDonald’s declared it would continue selling fries, Elon Musk has revealed that he will launch his … Read more

It took Blockbuster a decade to collapse. Netflix managed it in less than 24 hours — thanks to a single sentence from Elon Musk. On … Read more

In a move that has shaken Hollywood, Washington, and every Facebook comment section in between, Erika Kirk — widow of the late conservative activist Charlie … Read more

In what critics are already calling the most patriotic pairing since beer met barbecue, country superstar Jason Aldean and rock-rapper Kid Rock announced that they … Read more

In what experts are calling “the boldest renaming stunt since Trump tried to trademark the Fourth of July,” U.S. lawmakers have overwhelmingly passed a bill … Read more

In what may be the most explosive decision in professional football history, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has officially disqualified the Minnesota Vikings from the 2025 … Read more

In what many are already calling the most explosive team-up since peanut butter met jelly—or perhaps more accurately, since nitroglycerin met a Fourth of July … Read more