Businesses Promoting ‘Wokeness’ See an 80% Decline in Their Sales
It seems as though there is a growing shift in the marketplace as several businesses that have jumped onto the ‘wokeness’ bandwagon are seeing a … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Offers To Buy ‘Woke’ Brands Experiencing Sales Slump
In an unanticipated twist that’s sure to ignite lively debate, newly minted Twitter CEO Elon Musk, has put forth an audacious proposition. Known for his … Read more
Following Bud Light, These Four Companies Have Gone Full ‘Woke’
As concerned citizens, we’ve witnessed the strong response to Bud Light’s misguided support of a far-reaching trans rights movement, which left many traditional consumers feeling … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Changes Bottle Design in A Desperate Attempt to Recapture Customer Base
In the latest turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has announced an interim redesign of select Budweiser and Bud Light products. … Read more
Epic Viral Video Shows Bud Light Stands Deserted at Boston Red Sox Game
In a bizarre yet hilarious turn of events, a recent viral video showcased the absolute absence of lines at Bud Light stands during a Boston … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Claims Elon Musk’s ‘Misinformation’ Tweets Sunk Bud Light Sales
In a surprising turn of events, Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris has attributed Bud Light’s dramatic sales decline to Twitter magnate Elon Musk. Doukeris argues that … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales
In a bizarre turn of events following the Bud Light fiasco involving their partnership with transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, beer titan Anheuser-Busch has inexplicably … Read more