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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Kicks Tom Hanks Out Of Her New Show, “No Woke People Here”
In a dramatic turn of events that has left Hollywood buzzing, Roseanne Barr, famed comedian and actress, has made headlines once again by clashing with fellow Hollywood icon Rob Reiner on the set of her new Fox show. The dispute reportedly erupted over what Barr described as “wokeness” interfering with the creative direction of her […] More
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Breaking: Aaron Rodgers Turns Down Nike’s $100 Million Offer, “I Won’t Work For A Woke Brand”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the sports and business worlds alike, Aaron Rodgers, the renowned NFL quarterback known for his prowess on the field and his forthrightness off it, has made headlines by turning down a staggering $100 million endorsement offer from Nike. The offer, which was poised to be one of […] More
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“Take Your Wokeness Somewhere Else”: Roseanne Barr Throws Tom Hanks Out Of Her New Show
In a recent, groundbreaking development that has reverberated across the entertainment industry, esteemed comedian and actress Roseanne Barr has made a bold and unexpected move by dismissing the acclaimed actor Tom Hanks from her latest television project. This decision was underscored by Barr’s emphatic statement: “Take your wokeness somewhere else.” This surprising altercation between two […] More
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New: Following Beyoncé, Selena Gomez to Sing ‘Brown National Anthem’ at Upcoming NFL Game
In a shocking turn of events, it seems the National Football League (NFL) has decided to take its desperate quest for woke brownie points to a whole new level. Following in the footsteps of the ever-enigmatic Beyoncé, pop sensation Selena Gomez has been chosen to sing the ‘Brown National Anthem’ at the next NFL game. […] More
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‘Don’t Want Wokeness In My Life’: Sylvester Stallone Rejects Disney’s $500 Million ‘Woke’ Movie Offer
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their organic, sustainably-sourced pearls, Sylvester Stallone, the man who taught us all to “fight for what’s right” in a boxing ring, has turned down a staggering $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke crap.” While some might see this […] More
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Just in: Fox News Restricts Dylan Mulvaney Criticism, Endorses Transgender Rights
Recently, intriguing claims have been aired about the seemingly shifting ideological stance of Fox News, a network traditionally known for espousing conservative views. The Daily Signal, in an eye-opening report, suggests that Fox News might be subtly aligning itself with a more progressive agenda, one that is notably supportive of trans rights. The crux of […] More
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Elon Musk, Bill Maher Join Forces: “Rip The Woke Mind Virus”
In a recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, the well-known host and the world’s richest entrepreneur, Elon Musk, teamed up to wage war against the so-called “woke mind virus.” The dynamic duo declared that they would singlehandedly dismantle the pandemic of political correctness and create a world where free thought could flourish. During […] More
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Elon Musk Changes Twitter Bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” Following Bud Light Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk changed his Twitter bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” in response to the recent Bud Light fiasco. The controversy began when Bud Light announced they would be releasing a new line of hard seltzers inspired by popular cocktails, including a margarita-flavored seltzer. However, the announcement was met […] More