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Breaking: Woke Target Loses $9 Billion Due To Increasing Boycott
Target, a well-known retail giant once favored by suburban mothers across the nation, has recently faced a severe setback in the stock market. This comes as a result of growing consumer dissent over a number of issues, most notably a “tuck-friendly” women’s swimsuit and a Pride collection developed by a designer with alleged ties to […] More
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Just In: Anti-Woke America’s Best Film ‘Sound of Freedom’ Smashes Box Office Records
In a surprising turn of events, ‘Sound of Freedom’, a movie recounting the daring exploits of former federal agent Tim Ballard and his mission to combat child trafficking in Colombia, has emerged as a box office hit. The film grossed an astonishing $41.7 million in its opening week and has achieved particular success in Texas, […] More
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Breaking: Tucker Instantly ENDS Mike Pence’s Career in 60 Seconds
In a recent riveting exchange with Tucker Carlson, former Vice President Mike Pence found himself under the microscope, engaging in a conversation spanning a wide range of topics. The dialogue navigated through the complex maze of religious liberty in Ukraine, US aid extended to the war-stricken country, the nerve-racking incidents of January 6th, and the […] More
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Go Woke, Go Broke: Disney’s New Ultra Woke Movie Crashes At The Box Office, 2nd Worst Opening Ever
Disney’s recent animation, Elemental, did not quite make the splash it hoped for during its opening weekend. With a mere $29.5 million yield, the film just barely surpassed the lowest opening weekend record for a Pixar film, previously held by 1995’s Toy Story 2. Looking back, Toy Story 2 debuted with $29 million, only slightly […] More
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden Has Just Been Charged
In a recent development, federal officials have taken legal action against Hunter Biden, the controversial son of US President Joe Biden. Hunter Biden has been charged with two instances of tax law violations and a further violation relating to the purchase of a firearm while actively using illicit substances. David Weiss, serving as the U.S. […] More
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New: Nine Former Fox News Employees Rally Behind Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Show
In a surprising turn of events, it’s been disclosed that a number of personnel from Fox News are migrating to Tucker Carlson’s burgeoning Twitter program. This revelation came from Chadwick Moore, the author who is working on a biography about the former Fox News host, Tucker Carlson. Moore made these revelations through a string of […] More
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‘We Hear You, Our Beer Is For Everyone’: Anheuser-Busch Responds To The Bud Light Boycott
The waves of tumult that have washed over the American beer market in recent times have been tumultuous, to say the least. And at the heart of the storm is Bud Light, the once-reigning king of American beers, now beleaguered by an unprecedented boycott over its perceived ‘woke’ advertising strategy. However, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Takes on Biden Administration, ‘NOT Your Kids’
Twitter CEO and tech billionaire Elon Musk is no stranger to speaking his mind. Known for his candid commentary on a wide range of topics, Musk has once again generated buzz with his recent remarks on the Biden administration’s LGBTQ+ initiatives for Pride Month. On June 12, in a show of solidarity, the White House […] More
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Just in: Bud Light Officially Dethroned As The Top Beer Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a significant shake-up in the American beer market, Bud Light has been dethroned by Modelo Especial as the top-selling beer in the United States, signaling a significant shift in consumer tastes and the influence of public sentiment on corporate performance. Bud Light’s fall from grace follows a sustained period of boycotts and negative backlash, […] More
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Just in: Bud Light Donates To Families Of Fallen Military Heroes To Compensate For All The ‘Wokeness’
While corporate goodwill and beer may seem like an unlikely pair, this is precisely the mix that’s brewing at the helm of Anheuser-Busch, the makers of Bud Light. In the light of recent events, the beer giant has devised a new plan: by partnering with several bars in Washington DC and the nonprofit organization, Folds […] More
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in PoliticsJust in: MTG Ignites Political Showdown Against Merrick Garland and Jack Smith with Move to Defund Investigation
In an audacious political move that transpired on Monday, Georgia’s Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene made public her intentions to compose an appropriations rider aimed at cutting off the funding to Special Counsel Jack Smith’s office. This move, if successful, would effectively cease the ongoing investigation into the activities of former President Donald Trump. Greene’s plans […] More
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Just in: Fox Orders Tucker Carlson to Halt Twitter Show in New Cease-and-Desist Letter
In what is developing into an epic standoff between the media giant Fox News and its erstwhile leading light, Tucker Carlson, the latest round of contention centers on the inception of Carlson’s riveting new project, dubbed “Tucker on Twitter.” As the ex-news anchor continues to experience remarkable success with his new endeavor, Fox News has […] More
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