Breaking: Bud Light Finally Replaced With A Non-Woke Beer
In a startling move designed to cater to an ever-growing market of those offended by the mere existence of societal progress, beer giant Anheuser-Busch has … Read more
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Dylan Mulvaney Accuses Anheuser-Busch Of Not Supporting Her Amid The Bud Light Fiasco
In the aftermath of the highly controversial Bud Light marketing campaign that led to a consumer boycott, Dylan Mulvaney, the actor at the center of … Read more
Just in: Bud Light Persists In It’s ‘Woke’ Stance Despite The Backlash
Amid a world increasingly polarized, businesses often find themselves walking a tightrope, balancing between social responsibility and business viability. Anheuser-Busch, the titan of the brewing … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Rejects Bud Light’s $250M Twitter Marketing Campaign
In an unprecedented twist that had Silicon Valley chortling into their kale smoothies, Twitter Kingpin and renowned space cowboy, Elon Musk, shrugged off Anheuser-Busch’s massive … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Claims Elon Musk’s ‘Misinformation’ Tweets Sunk Bud Light Sales
In a surprising turn of events, Anheuser-Busch CEO Michel Doukeris has attributed Bud Light’s dramatic sales decline to Twitter magnate Elon Musk. Doukeris argues that … Read more
Go Woke, Go Broke: Bud Light Now Selling at 50% Off
In a world where marketing strategies are constantly evolving to keep up with the ever-changing preferences of consumers, companies are striving to find ways to … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch to Rebrand Bud Light After Elon Musk’s Criticism
Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewing company, has announced a bold new rebrand for their popular Bud Light beer after Twitter CEO Elon Musk criticized their … Read more
Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes To Elon Musk For Bud Light Fiasco, Begs Him To Unban Beer Brand From Twitter HQ
In a shocking turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch InBev, issued a public apology to Twitter head Elon Musk for the … Read more