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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Sing The National Anthem at Next Super Bowl
In an unexpected turn of events, Roseanne Barr, the iconic comedian and actress, is set to take the stage at the next Super Bowl to perform The National Anthem. This surprising announcement comes hot on the heels of the unprecedented success of her morning show on Fox, which has captivated audiences and reshaped the landscape […] More
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Breaking: NFL Bans Black National Anthem ‘Permanently, “There’s Only One Anthem”
In a surprising move that has ignited controversy and debate across the country, the National Football League (NFL) has announced the permanent ban of the Black National Anthem from all of its games and events. The decision, which comes after several years of featuring “Lift Every Voice and Sing” as part of the pregame ceremonies, […] More
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Go Woke, Go Broke: Disney Is On The Verge Of Becoming Broke Due To Their Woke Agenda
**Wokeness Woes: Is Disney’s Piggy Bank Crumbling Due to Its Progressive Policies?** It’s a turbulent time for the Mouse House as Disney, the cherished entertainment giant known for princesses, talking animals, and wholesome family fun, teeters on the edge of bankruptcy. The culprit behind the looming fiscal calamity? Disney’s dedication to “wokeness,” as some critics […] More
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Elon Musk Is Considering The Acquisition Of Disney To Remove The ‘Wokeness’
In a surprising turn of events, business magnate Elon Musk is reportedly considering a strategic move that could send shockwaves through the entertainment industry. Speculation is rife that Musk, renowned for his visionary leadership at companies like Tesla and SpaceX, is contemplating the acquisition of the iconic entertainment giant, Disney. The rumored motivation behind this […] More
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Just in: Bud Light Persists In It’s ‘Woke’ Stance Despite The Backlash
Amid a world increasingly polarized, businesses often find themselves walking a tightrope, balancing between social responsibility and business viability. Anheuser-Busch, the titan of the brewing industry, and its flagship brand, Bud Light, have recently experienced this balancing act first-hand. Despite a significant backlash from their controversial marketing campaign, they remain steadfast in their ‘woke’ stance, […] More
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Just in: Nike’s ‘Woke’ Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney Cost The Company $100 Billion
In a corporate move that can only be described as bold, Nike, the renowned sportswear giant, recently navigated new waters by teaming up with Dylan Mulvaney, the prominent TikTok activist known for fervent advocacy of transgender rights. This decision, however, has not been without its financial implications. Reports are suggesting that this woke partnership has […] More
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Fox Announces Replacement Show with Dylan Mulvaney Following Tucker Carlson’s Firing
In the most confounding twist in television history since the finale of “Lost,” Fox News, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to fill the void left by Tucker Carlson’s departure with Dylan Mulvaney, a trans TikTok star best known for her pivotal role in the Bud Light fiasco. Yes, you read that right. The drama […] More
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Just in: Judge Slam Dunks Anheuser-Busch’s 100 Billion Lawsuit Against Elon Musk
In a turn of events that could only be described as a legal circus, a judge recently slam-dunked Anheuser-Busch’s $100 billion lawsuit against Elon Musk, leaving the Bud Light manufacturer to lick its wounds while Musk presumably prepares for his next mission to Mars. Anheuser-Busch, seemingly struggling with relevancy, tried to catch a ride on […] More
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Go Woke, Go Broke: Bud Light Now Selling at 50% Off
In a world where marketing strategies are constantly evolving to keep up with the ever-changing preferences of consumers, companies are striving to find ways to reach their target audiences. One such company, Anheuser-Busch, recently made headlines for its bold marketing campaign featuring transgender TikTok star, Dylan Mulvaney. This move, however, seems to have backfired as […] More
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Just in: Elon Musk Slammed with $100 Billion Defamation Lawsuit by Anheuser-Busch
Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Bud Light, recently made an announcement that they are suing Elon Musk for defamation. The company is reportedly seeking $100 billion in damages from the billionaire entrepreneur. The lawsuit was filed in response to Musk’s comments on Twitter regarding Bud Light’s new “Trans” cans, which feature the transgender pride flag. Musk […] More
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Just in: Anheuser busch CEO says ‘All This woke stuff is pretty dumb’, ‘Please buy our Beer’
Anheuser-Busch’s CEO, in a recent interview, made some provocative remarks about the current scandal surrounding Bud Light and Dylan Mulvaney. After getting a case of Bud Light in the mail, self-proclaimed “social justice warrior” Mulvaney took to Instagram to express her liking for the Beer. The CEO, according to those close to him, was unhappy […] More