Breaking: Elon Musk’s Tesla AI Tags Bud Light Trucks As ‘Woke’
In the latest twist of the ongoing Bud Light saga, Tesla’s self-driving cars have reportedly started to recognize Bud Light’s trucks as ‘woke.’ This unexpected … Read more
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‘Sh**ty Beer’: Tucker Carlson Joins The Boycott, Vows To Never Drink Bud Light Again
In a turn of events that no one saw coming, Tucker Carlson, the television personality known for his fiery political commentaries and impassioned monologues, has … Read more
Breaking: Anheuser-Busch Waves Goodbye to Bud Light
In an unprecedented announcement that has sent shockwaves across the globe, Anheuser-Busch, one of the world’s most influential brewing companies, has declared the permanent discontinuation … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Faces Its Greatest Loss as Costco Assigns the Ill-Fated ‘Star Of Death’
In what can only be described as a cataclysmic blow, Bud Light has suffered its biggest loss to date as Costco, the wholesale titan, has … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Flees ‘The View’ in Tears After Face-Off with Elon Musk
In an alternate reality that could easily be the plotline for a dystopian sitcom, Whoopi Goldberg, famed actress and co-host of ‘The View’, ended up … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Just Got ‘Cancelled’
In a surprising and dramatic turn of events, Bud Light, the beer giant that once dominated the American beer landscape, has been effectively ‘cancelled’. This … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Dethroned, Falls Out of the Top 10 US Beers for the First Time
There was a time when Bud Light, the light beer brand from Anheuser-Busch, reigned supreme in the American beer industry. The blue can was ubiquitous … Read more
‘You Did More Damage Than Elon’: Anheuser-Busch Sues Whoopi Goldberg For $100 Billion
In a shocking turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has filed a lawsuit against actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg, accusing her … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses Immediately After Appointing Whoopi Goldberg as Their Brand Ambassador
In an already tumultuous year for Bud Light, the brand finds itself in another quandary. Only days after announcing Whoopi Goldberg as their new brand … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Appoints Whoopi Goldberg as Brand Ambassador in a Bold Strategy to Boost Sales
In a twist that seems more fitting for a Hollywood screenplay than real life, beleaguered beer giant Bud Light has announced its latest move to … Read more
Anheuser-Busch CEO Begs Red State Drinkers: “Please Drink Our Beer, We’re Going Broke”
It’s not often that a company CEO makes a personal plea to customers, particularly those of a brand as established as Bud Light. However, the … Read more
Breaking: NFL Ends Partnership, Bans Bud Light for Life
With a reputation for hosting some of the most iconic advertising campaigns in television history, the National Football League (NFL) has long stood as a … Read more