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    Just in: Elon Musk Teases Potential McDonald’s Acquisition To ‘Fix Their Ice Cream Machines’

    Elon Musk, the unorthodox tech magnate, SpaceX visionary, and Tesla’s formidable frontman, has always been known to make headlines. This time, the cause célèbre is his startling tweet hinting at acquiring the global fast-food giant, McDonald’s. Why? The motive is as unexpected as the proposition itself: to fix their notoriously broken ice cream machines. The […] More

  • Bud Light Elon Musk Acquisition

    Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition of Bud Light After Recent Fiasco

    In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk has announced that he is considering acquiring Bud Light following the recent fiasco involving the beer company’s controversial slogan, “The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary.” Musk, who is known for his eccentric business ideas, seems to have taken an interest in the world of […] More

  • Elon Musk buy The View

    Elon Musk Offers to buy The View for $400 Million

    In a surprising turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has offered to purchase popular daytime talk show The View for a staggering $400 million. The View, which first aired in 1997, has been a staple of daytime television for over two decades, featuring a panel of diverse women discussing current events and pop culture. […] More

  • Elon Musk Buy TikTok

    Elon Musk offers to buy TikTok amid Congress showdown

    Palo Alto, California – In the midst of the ongoing congressional showdown over the future of the popular social media app TikTok, Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has thrown his hat into the ring with an unexpected proposal: he wants to buy the app himself. Musk’s proposal comes amid growing concerns about the potential […] More

  • Elon Musk To Buy Facebook

    Breaking: Elon Musk confirms he’s buying Facebook

    Breaking news from the tech world has set the internet abuzz, as Elon Musk confirms rumors that he’s buying Facebook. The bold move by the Tesla and SpaceX CEO is expected to send shockwaves through Silicon Valley, with many wondering what the future holds for the social media giant. Musk, who is no stranger to […] More

  • Elon Musk Country Music

    ‘Time to fix it’: Elon Musk purchased country music for $89 billion

    In a stunning turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur and part-time Martian, Elon Musk, has announced his acquisition of the entire country music industry for a staggering $89 billion. The surprising move has left the world baffled, and even advanced AI detectors are struggling to determine if this news is indeed a human-generated story or just […] More