In a stunning turn of events, Rachel Maddow announced on her show last night that she’s planning to sue Elon Musk for “taking away her safe space.”
According to Maddow, Musk’s recent launch of a SpaceX rocket has caused her immense emotional distress by disrupting the atmosphere around her “safe space” in her New York City apartment. Maddow claims that she was peacefully watching her favorite show, “The Rachel Maddow Show,” when she suddenly felt a disturbance in the air.
“I was just sitting there, minding my own business, and suddenly I felt this force pushing against me,” Maddow said on her show. “It was like a giant hand had reached through the walls of my apartment and was trying to grab me. I knew right away that it was Elon Musk and his rocket.”
Maddow went on to describe how she had created a “safe space” in her apartment, complete with calming music, soft lighting, and aromatherapy candles, in order to shield herself from the stresses of the outside world. She claims that Musk’s rocket launch shattered that safe space and left her feeling vulnerable and exposed.
“I can’t even tell you how violated I feel,” Maddow said. “I thought I had created a safe space for myself, but now it’s gone. And it’s all because of Elon Musk.”
Maddow is now seeking damages from Musk for the emotional distress she has suffered as a result of his rocket launch. She says that she’s not sure how much money she’s looking for, but that she wants to make sure Musk understands the severity of his actions.
“I’m not doing this for the money,” Maddow said. “I’m doing this to send a message to Elon Musk and all the other rich, powerful people out there. You can’t just go around disrupting people’s safe spaces like this. It’s not right.”
Many people have expressed skepticism about Maddow’s lawsuit, with some even suggesting that it’s a joke or a parody. However, Maddow insists that she’s serious about holding Musk accountable for his actions.
“I’m not going to back down on this,” Maddow said. “I’m going to see this through to the end. And if Elon Musk wants to fight me, then he better be prepared for a fight.”