Tim Walz To Leave The US Permanently, “No Respect for Me Here”
In a turn of events that could only happen in the fever dream that is the 2024 election cycle, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee … Read more
Tim Walz Banned from Shaq’s Restaurant: “You’re No Longer Welcome, Total Letdown”
In a bizarre but headline-worthy turn of events, NBA legend and celebrated restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and 2024 Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim … Read more
Breaking: 15 Players Were Disqualified For Anthem Kneeling At The NFL Opening Ceremony, “Kneel For The Flag”
In a move that can only be described as a masterclass in prioritizing optics over athleticism, the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying … Read more
Tim Walz’s Own Family Disown Him, Brother Says “He Tanked Family Business, We Don’t Support Him”
In a stunning twist of family and politics, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz has found himself disowned by his own brother, who … Read more
Pittsburgh Steelers Refuse To Participate In Pride Night: “It’s Extremely Woke”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the sports world and the broader cultural landscape, the Pittsburgh Steelers have officially refused to participate … Read more
Elon Musk: “We need more journalists like Tucker Carlson and less like Rachel Maddow!”
In a bold move that has the media world buzzing, tech billionaire Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a new anti-woke show starring none … Read more
Breaking: State of Texas Permanently Bans Pride Flags From Classrooms
In a move that has left educators, students, and civil rights advocates either cheering or scratching their heads, the state of Texas has officially passed … Read more
Elon Musk Teams Up with Trump to Unveil Epstein’s Client List: “It’s Time for Accountability”
In an unexpected but spectacular twist that has the world on the edge of its seat, tech titan Elon Musk and former President Donald Trump … Read more
Gordon Ramsay Calls Tim Walz A ‘Woke Creep’, Throws Him Out Of Hell’s Kitchen
In a fiery, dramatic showdown that left reality TV fans on the edge of their seats, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly threw Minnesota Governor Tim … Read more
Paramount Signs A $100 Million Deal With Dennis Quaid For A New Non-Woke Movie After ‘Reagan’ Success
In what can only be described as a monumental victory for conservative cinema, Hollywood veteran Dennis Quaid has inked a $100 million deal with Paramount … Read more
10 Students Lose Their Scholarships for Anthem Kneeling: “Kneel for the Flag, You’re Students Not Activists”
In a move that has sparked nationwide debate, ten college students recently lost their athletic scholarships after kneeling during the national anthem at a high-profile … Read more
Breaking: Dennis Quaid’s New Anti-Woke Movie Is Already A Success, Surpasses $1 Billion in First Week
In a cinematic landscape dominated by franchises and superhero blockbusters, Reagan, the latest film starring Dennis Quaid, has defied all odds, breaking box office records … Read more