Breaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter
“In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social … Read more
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‘You’re Next, Facebook’: Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook
In an unexpected twist of events in the Silicon Valley narrative, Twitter’s Chief Executive, Elon Musk, has reportedly set his sights on the purchase of … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk & Rittenhouse Opening Franchise Firearm Stores
What is more patriotically American than firearms? Everyone knows that the Second Amendment of the Constitution guarantees everyone, regardless of age or gender, the right … Read more
Just in: Whoopi In Tears After The View Cancelled By New ABC Owner Musk
Many rumors have surfaced about the future path Elon Musk would take the network after yesterday’s revelation that he is purchasing ABC from Disney. The … Read more