Judge Slam-Dunks Whoopi’s Lawsuit Against Elon Musk and Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, a judge has thrown out Whoopi Goldberg’s lawsuit against Elon Musk and Twitter. The beloved actress had sued the … Read more
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Elon Musk Issues Stern Warning to Putin: “Put a Stop to This Madness”
In a recent statement, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk issued a stern warning to Russian President Vladimir Putin, urging him to “put a stop to this … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk says he’ll deal with the next Chinese Spy Balloon ‘Personally’
In a shocking announcement yesterday, tech billionaire Elon Musk declared that he would personally take on the next Chinese spy balloon that enters US airspace. … Read more
Mark Zuckerberg Begs Elon Musk to Reinstate His Twitter Account
In an ironic turn of events, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly pleading with Twitter CEO Elon Musk to reinstate his Twitter account. The once-proud … Read more
Sorry Haters, Elon Musk’s Net Worth Skyrockets by Over $10 Billion
It’s a well-known fact that Elon Musk, the mastermind behind Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Company, is one of the richest men in the world. … Read more
Elon Musk vows to delete Facebook after acquisition
In a surprising move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has vowed to delete his Facebook account following the social media giant’s recent acquisition of a popular … Read more
Billionaire Elon Musk Threatens to Halt DirecTV’s Satellites Over Newsmax Ban
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his ventures in electric cars, space travel, and tunnel digging, has taken on a new challenge: TV satellite … Read more
Elon Musk’s Surprising Bid to Own Newsmax: Dares DirecTV to Stand in His Way
In a shocking move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk announced his plans to purchase conservative news outlet Newsmax. The tech magnate, known for his unconventional business … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk permanently bans Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter
In a surprising move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has permanently banned Whoopi Goldberg from Twitter, citing her “lack of appreciation for memes” as the reason … Read more
Just in: Biden Administration To Dismantle Space Force
In a shocking turn of events, the Biden Administration has announced their plans to dismantle the newly established Space Force. After much consideration, it has … Read more
Breaking: Bill Gates Offers to Buy Twitter
“In a shocking turn of events, billionaire philanthropist and tech mogul Bill Gates announced today that he is offering to purchase Twitter, the popular social … Read more
‘You’re Next, Facebook’: Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook
In an unexpected twist of events in the Silicon Valley narrative, Twitter’s Chief Executive, Elon Musk, has reportedly set his sights on the purchase of … Read more