Just in: Target CEO Admits ‘The Company Is Too Woke’
In an unexpected move that has left the retail industry buzzing, Target CEO Brian Cornell has admitted that the company may have overstepped in its … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Offers To Buy ‘Woke’ Brands Experiencing Sales Slump
In an unanticipated twist that’s sure to ignite lively debate, newly minted Twitter CEO Elon Musk, has put forth an audacious proposition. Known for his … Read more
Elon Musk Offers To Buy Back The Unsold Bud Light Cans, Just To Dump Them
In an unforeseen twist that might only make sense in our perplexingly interconnected world, tech titan Elon Musk recently stepped forward with an offer to … Read more
Just in: NBA Cuts Ties With Bud Light, Introduces Ban Amid Controversy
In a surprising turn of events that no one saw coming, except perhaps the Wile E. Coyote of beer brands – Bud Light – the … Read more
Just in: Nike’s ‘Woke’ Partnership With Dylan Mulvaney Cost The Company $100 Billion
In a corporate move that can only be described as bold, Nike, the renowned sportswear giant, recently navigated new waters by teaming up with Dylan … Read more
Just in: Nike Joins The Woke Club, Partners With Dylan Mulvaney
Nike, the titan of the athletic wear world, renowned for its attention-grabbing marketing maneuvers and high-profile partnerships, has taken another bold step towards embedding itself … Read more
Just in: Instagram Is Down Worldwide, All Thanks To Twitter Head Elon Musk?
In an unprecedented event that has taken the digital world by storm, Instagram has gone down globally, and you’ll never guess who’s behind it – … Read more
Breaking: Anheuser-Busch CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
Michel Doukeris, CEO of Anheuser-Busch, the beer behemoth behind brands like Bud Light, Budweiser, and Stella Artois, recently decided to throw a curveball into the … Read more
Just in: Target Goes ‘Ultra Woke’, Faces Backlash Bigger Than Bud Light
The wave of social progressivism sweeping across various sectors of the business world has led to some of the biggest and most renowned brands taking … Read more
Just in: Walmart Offers ‘Everyday Low Price, Just Take Them’ Amidst Declining Bud Light Sales
In a shocking development that’s likely to have economists and beer enthusiasts scratching their heads, Walmart, America’s largest retailer, has taken desperate measures to address … Read more
Just in: Miller Lite Admits ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign Was A Big Mistake
At the heart of any successful business is the courage to take risks and, more importantly, the ability to acknowledge and learn from mistakes. The … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Teases Potential McDonald’s Acquisition To ‘Fix Their Ice Cream Machines’
Elon Musk, the unorthodox tech magnate, SpaceX visionary, and Tesla’s formidable frontman, has always been known to make headlines. This time, the cause célèbre is … Read more