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It finally happened. After years of teetering on the edge of controversy, Whoopi Goldberg has been given the dreaded “indefinite suspension” stamp by ABC executives. … Read more

Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel is once again without a stage, a desk, or an audience to chuckle nervously at his political jabs. For the second … Read more

Across America’s red states this week, lawmakers wasted no time converting grief into legislation. Just days after conservative commentator Charlie Kirk’s shocking assassination, governors and … Read more

In a fiery press conference that felt half–Sunday sermon, half–football pep rally, Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced his boldest culture war move yet: a sweeping … Read more

In a shocking twist that even late-night comedy couldn’t script, ABC’s grand attempt to roll Jimmy Kimmel back onto America’s living room screens this week … Read more

PITTSBURGH — Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is known for running a tight ship, but fans were stunned this week when he announced the … Read more

OREM, UTAH — On Sunday morning, Utah Valley University became ground zero for what historians are already calling the “Great Polyester Uprising of 2025.” Thousands … Read more

In a stunning turn of events that media insiders are calling “the most dramatic network purge since ABC canceled Roseanne,” longtime The View co-hosts Joy … Read more

In a financial nosedive that Wall Street analysts are already calling “the latte heard ’round the world,” late-night host Jimmy Kimmel reportedly lost $30 million … Read more

In a twist of fate that has left media executives sobbing into their soy lattes, the debut episode of The Charlie Kirk Show — hosted … Read more

Phoenix, Arizona — Move over, Taylor Swift. Step aside, Beyoncé. The new queen of crowd-drawing isn’t a pop star but a late conservative activist whose … Read more

At a moment when most corporations settle for a politely worded press release or a somber social media post, Elon Musk once again proved he … Read more