Satire

In a turn of events that could only happen in modern American politics, Zohran Mamdani’s highly anticipated mayoral swearing-in ceremony came to a screeching halt … Read more

In what might go down as one of the most brutally honest moments in modern sports-entertainment history, Erika Kirk, head of Turning Point USA and … Read more

In a stunning demonstration of just how fast a winning season can make people lose their minds, a new drama is brewing inside the walls … Read more

In a philanthropic maneuver that can only be described as performing a complex physics equation while riding a unicycle blindfolded, Elon Musk, the internet’s landlord … Read more

In what can only be described as the most American act of defiance since someone refused to eat avocado toast on national television, Erika Kirk … Read more

Hollywood’s favorite online activist and self-appointed moral referee, Alyssa Milano, took to Platform X (formerly Twitter) late last night with an emotional post that has … Read more

The upcoming All-American Halftime Show, hosted by Turning Point USA, just got its most emotional twist yet: Kid Rock has announced he’ll perform a new … Read more

In a move that sent shockwaves through both the sneaker world and every corner of your uncle’s Facebook feed, basketball legend Michael Jordan has reportedly … Read more

In a move that shocked precisely no one who has ever watched daytime television with the volume on, ABC has reportedly suspended The View co-host … Read more

In an era where Hollywood feuds are fought not with dueling pistols but with hashtags, a new champion of old-school grit has emerged — none … Read more

Hollywood is reeling after the Screen Actors Guild (SAG-AFTRA) reportedly voted to expel longtime member and talk-show fixture Whoopi Goldberg, citing what insiders called “a … Read more

The usually fiery and foul-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has once again proven that his kitchen is no place for rainbows, glitter, or sequins. According … Read more