Breaking: Blake Shelton Stands Tall for Jason Aldean, Ditches $50 Million Project with CMT
In an era where loyalty is as scarce as a flat note in a Dolly Parton song, country music superstar Blake Shelton has shown us … Read more
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Breaking: CMT Loses $200 Billion in a Day After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit Song
In a twist that could inspire a whole new genre of country music, possibly titled “Big Business Blues,” Country Music Television (CMT) managed to plunge … Read more
Breaking: Country Superstar Jason Aldean’s Anti-Woke Song “Try That in a Small Town” Wakes Up at #1 on iTunes
In what we are deeming an “only in America” moment, Jason Aldean’s ‘anti-woke’ hit “Try That In A Small Town” has ascended to the #1 … Read more
Breaking: This New App By Elon Musk Let’s You Identify ‘Woke People’ Around You
Elon Musk, tech mogul and mastermind behind companies like Tesla and SpaceX, has once again set the internet abuzz. This time, it’s not an electric … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Fired From ‘The View’ Unexpectedly
In a shocking turn of events that could have been ripped straight from a satirical sitcom, Whoopi Goldberg, the indomitable co-host of ‘The View,’ was … Read more
Breaking: New ‘Barbie’ Movie Flops Badly At The Box Office Due To ‘Wokeness’
In a shocking turn of events, the highly-anticipated 2023 American fantasy-comedy, ‘Barbie,’ directed by the innovative Greta Gerwig, has stumbled and fallen flat at the … Read more
True: Guy Fieri Banned Entry Of The View Members In His Restaurants
The dawn of a new drama is upon us, and it comes served with a side of ‘Donkey Sauce.’ Guy Fieri, the Mayor of Flavortown, … Read more
Breaking: Anheuser-Busch Wins $50 Billion Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg
In an unprecedented turn of events, Anheuser-Busch, the parent company of Bud Light, has emerged victorious in a surreal $50 billion lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg. … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Faces Elon Musk On The View, Walks Out Crying
In what may go down as one of the most dramatic moments in talk show history, the indefatigable Whoopi Goldberg made a shocking exit from … Read more
Breaking: Woke Disney Declined To Release Anti-Woke Film ‘Sound Of Freedom’
In the unpredictable world of film distribution, one story that has seemingly flown under the radar is Disney’s refusal to release ‘Sound of Freedom’, the … Read more
Breaking: Geraldo Rivera Vows To Never Return To ‘The View’ Due To ‘Toxic Whoopi Goldberg’
In a twist fit for a daytime drama, Geraldo Rivera, the seasoned journalist known for his illustrious career at Fox News, made an audacious vow. … Read more
‘Sh**ty Beer’: Tucker Carlson Joins The Boycott, Vows To Never Drink Bud Light Again
In a turn of events that no one saw coming, Tucker Carlson, the television personality known for his fiery political commentaries and impassioned monologues, has … Read more