Two people accused of dumping algae into the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial are now facing an even more serious legal battle after Attorney … Read more

Colin Kaepernick has reportedly been taken into custody in Washington, D.C., following an unusual incident at the Lincoln Memorial’s Reflecting Pool. According to the account, … Read more

Florida Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is reportedly preparing to step away from Congress as her personal life becomes the subject of an unexpected controversy involving … Read more

Senator Mark Kelly says he is prepared to resign from the Senate if a grand jury indicts him over his involvement in the controversial “Seditious … Read more

Jim Jordan is calling for a major House response to Maxine Waters’ continued absence from Congress, arguing that the California Democrat should not be allowed … Read more

Senator John Fetterman says he has reached a breaking point with members of his own party after watching the vandalism at the Lincoln Memorial’s Reflecting … Read more

Markwayne Mullin arrives at a Minnesota immigration-processing workshop determined to make the waiting-room experience easier to understand. He finds three queue signs pointing in different … Read more

Anthony Fauci agrees to join a civic discussion about how people read official documents. The organizer says the evening will include a section about pardon … Read more

George Clooney wants a garage that makes charging an electric car feel effortless. His first sketch shows clean lines, excellent lighting, and absolutely nowhere to … Read more

Mark Kelly looks at a Senate committee briefing and sees three questions that need answers. John Thune looks at the same briefing and sees thirty … Read more

Nick Shirley wants to explain how Minnesota public spending reports move from budget tables to readable reporting. Elon Musk thinks the explanation would work better … Read more

James Woods arrives at an acting workshop with a yellow legal pad. Matt Damon arrives with a reusable water bottle and the innocent belief that … Read more