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Kid Rock: ‘Jason Aldean’s Values Are American Values’
As the dust kicked up by the controversy surrounding Jason Aldean’s latest hit, “Try That in a Small Town,” starts to settle, we find the silver lining of the saga shining brighter than a rhinestone cowboy’s belt buckle. It appears the storm has not only sparked debate but has also ignited a beacon of unity […] More
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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Bashes Jason Aldean’s Hit on ‘The View’, Gets Kicked Out Immediately
In a twist more surprising than finding a healthy salad at a country fair, esteemed co-host Whoopi Goldberg has been escorted off the set of ‘The View’ following her critique of Jason Aldean’s new hit, “Try That In A Small Town”. Now, Goldberg is no stranger to controversy – her career has been built on […] More
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in FeaturedBreaking: Following Comcast, DirecTV Suspends CMT Over Jason Aldean Song Fiasco
In an unforeseen twist to the escalating CMT drama, the titans of the television world are emerging from the shadows and putting their feet down. Following hot on the heels of Comcast’s sensational decision to suspend Country Music Television (CMT), DirecTV has decided to join the television Avengers squad in their quest for justice—or perhaps […] More
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Breaking: Comcast Gives CMT The Boot After They Pulled Jason Aldean’s Hit
In an unprecedented move that makes a Nashville bar brawl look like a line dance, Comcast has suspended Country Music Television (CMT) after they pulled Jason Aldean’s controversial hit, “Try That In A Small Town”. What seemed like a simple call of country music gone awry has now escalated into a full-blown corporate standoff that […] More
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Breaking: CMT Restores Jason Aldean’s Hit Song Amid The Backlash
Country music, with its down-to-earth charm and heartstring-pulling lyrics, has always had the ability to sway the listener’s heart like a lonesome prairie wind. But who knew that it also held the power to make a music giant like Country Music Television (CMT) dance to its tune? In an unprecedented plot twist that has left […] More
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TRUE: Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That In A Small Town’ Is Now The No.1 Song In The World
In an unprecedented twist that has left music critics and fans worldwide speechless, country superstar Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That In A Small Town’ has suddenly shot to the number one spot in global music charts. The song, packed with edgy lyrics and a music video filled with polarizing imagery, has miraculously turned the tables in […] More
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Breaking: CMT Joins Forces with Bud Light, Continues to Lose Billions After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit
In a twist as unexpected as a line-dancing tutorial at a punk rock concert, two well-established industry giants, Country Music Television (CMT) and Bud Light, have decided to form an alliance that could potentially change the landscape of both the music and beer industry. All this happening amidst the swirling vortex of controversy, billion-dollar losses, […] More
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‘Jason Is Like My Brother’: Kid Rock Ditches $50 Million CMT Deal
Well, y’all, grab your cowboy hats and hold onto your harmonicas because the country music industry has just delivered a plot twist that could turn Dolly Parton’s smile upside down. In an act as shocking as a banjo at a hip hop concert, Kid Rock, the genre-bending maverick of the music world, has reportedly kicked […] More
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Files A $100 Billion Lawsuit Against CMT
In what could be the most audacious crossover event between country music and courtroom drama since Johnny Cash covered the “Law & Order” theme song (don’t Google that, it didn’t happen), country music superstar Jason Aldean has filed a lawsuit against Country Music Television (CMT). The price tag? An eye-watering, jaw-dropping, guitar-smashing $100 billion. Yes, […] More
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Breaking: Blake Shelton Stands Tall for Jason Aldean, Ditches $50 Million Project with CMT
In an era where loyalty is as scarce as a flat note in a Dolly Parton song, country music superstar Blake Shelton has shown us that sometimes, friendship is worth more than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow – even if that pot happens to be worth $50 million. That’s right, […] More
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Breaking: CMT Loses $200 Billion in a Day After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit Song
In a twist that could inspire a whole new genre of country music, possibly titled “Big Business Blues,” Country Music Television (CMT) managed to plunge down a financial rabbit hole of epic proportions. The cause? Pulling up the roots of Jason Aldean’s song “Try That in a Small Town” from its broadcasts, and with it, […] More
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Breaking: Country Superstar Jason Aldean’s Anti-Woke Song “Try That in a Small Town” Wakes Up at #1 on iTunes
In what we are deeming an “only in America” moment, Jason Aldean’s ‘anti-woke’ hit “Try That In A Small Town” has ascended to the #1 position on iTunes, seemingly riding a wave of controversy over its lyrics and video location, much like a cowboy in a raucous rodeo. Yes, friends, let it never be said […] More