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In a turn of events that has left both Hollywood agents and Miami ticket scalpers weeping into their oat milk, Turning Point USA’s upcoming “All … Read more

In an unprecedented media moment that managed to unite the entire internet for exactly three hours, Tucker Carlson’s appearance on The Charlie Kirk Show, now … Read more

In a stunning plot twist that no one saw coming but every Facebook uncle predicted, the NFL announced today that Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock … Read more

In a move that has sent shockwaves (and possibly a few eyerolls) through the worlds of pop music, conservative media, and professional football, the National … Read more

In a move that will certainly go down in the annals of bureaucratic theater and viral meme-making, a squadron of ICE agents reportedly swooped into … Read more

In a move that stunned the NFL, beverage giant Coca-Cola announced this week that it would be withdrawing its long-standing sponsorship of the Super Bowl … Read more

In a shocking ultimatum that has rattled the NFL, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid declared on Tuesday that his team would boycott the … Read more

In a development that has NFL fans spitting out their Bud Light and reaching for their Twitter apps, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has … Read more

In a move that has set off a Category 5 hurricane in both Nashville and San Juan, country music legend George Strait has reportedly declined … Read more

In what critics are already calling “the most patriotic course correction since Bud Light hired a bald eagle as brand ambassador,” the NFL has announced … Read more

In what might be the most predictable announcement since McDonald’s declared it would continue selling fries, Elon Musk has revealed that he will launch his … Read more

It took Blockbuster a decade to collapse. Netflix managed it in less than 24 hours — thanks to a single sentence from Elon Musk. On … Read more