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In what political observers are already calling “the wildest Tuesday since that one time Congress tried to pass a bill without reading it,” the nation … Read more

In what experts are calling “the most dramatic overreaction since your uncle discovered paper straws,” more than 400 country radio stations have allegedly launched a … Read more

Fox News reportedly shook the media world this week by offering Roseanne Barr a staggering $50 million to host a brand-new morning show designed to … Read more

Jason Aldean has officially canceled all of his 2026 tour dates in New York City, declaring that he has no intention of performing under what … Read more

It started as a night of celebration. Across Queens and Brooklyn, families were glued to their TVs, watching Zohran Mamdani—the first Muslim ever elected mayor … Read more

Kid Rock has officially declared that he will no longer be performing in New York City, blaming what he calls the city’s “new communist regime” … Read more

Rep. Jim Jordan sent Washington spinning this week after unveiling his latest proposal — a bill that would ban anyone not born on U.S. soil … Read more

In a move that legal scholars are already calling “emotionally ambitious,” Erika Kirk has reportedly filed a $90 million defamation lawsuit against The View co-host … Read more

In a turn of events that could only happen in modern American politics, Zohran Mamdani’s highly anticipated mayoral swearing-in ceremony came to a screeching halt … Read more

In what might go down as one of the most brutally honest moments in modern sports-entertainment history, Erika Kirk, head of Turning Point USA and … Read more

In a stunning demonstration of just how fast a winning season can make people lose their minds, a new drama is brewing inside the walls … Read more

In a philanthropic maneuver that can only be described as performing a complex physics equation while riding a unicycle blindfolded, Elon Musk, the internet’s landlord … Read more