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The upcoming All-American Halftime Show, hosted by Turning Point USA, just got its most emotional twist yet: Kid Rock has announced he’ll perform a new … Read more

In a move that sent shockwaves through both the sneaker world and every corner of your uncle’s Facebook feed, basketball legend Michael Jordan has reportedly … Read more

In a move that shocked precisely no one who has ever watched daytime television with the volume on, ABC has reportedly suspended The View co-host … Read more

In an era where Hollywood feuds are fought not with dueling pistols but with hashtags, a new champion of old-school grit has emerged — none … Read more

Hollywood is reeling after the Screen Actors Guild (SAG-AFTRA) reportedly voted to expel longtime member and talk-show fixture Whoopi Goldberg, citing what insiders called “a … Read more

The usually fiery and foul-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has once again proven that his kitchen is no place for rainbows, glitter, or sequins. According … Read more

According to multiple reports from his latest movie set — a gritty, patriotic action flick titled Freedom’s Last Round — the 79-year-old legend made a … Read more

It’s official: the Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show — headlined by none other than Kid Rock — has completely sold out. Every ticket, every … Read more

The official numbers are in, and the much-hyped “No Kings Rally” has finally met its royal reckoning: a modest 250,000 people — or, as organizers … Read more

Erika Kirk has reportedly turned down a $40 million sponsorship offer to promote LGBTQ messaging during this year’s All-American Halftime Show, stunning both the entertainment … Read more

Rumors of Candace Owens joining The View sent a shockwave through ABC’s headquarters this week, causing what one producer described as “the loudest collective gasp … Read more

It was the kind of morning television meltdown no one could have scripted — though if anyone were to try, it would’ve been Elon Musk. … Read more