Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Banned From ‘The View’ After Losing Temper
In the tumultuous world of daytime TV, there’s no telling when an unexpected storm might brew. However, a tempest of epic proportions took place recently … Read more
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Breaking: Bud Light To Partner Up With Oceangate For Next Titanic Mission
Bud Light, America’s beloved beer brand, is gearing up for yet another audacious marketing campaign. After the notorious PR flop featuring Dylan Mulvaney, Bud Light … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Teases Release of Full Epstein Client List on Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk, the eccentric CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has once again taken to Twitter to captivate the attention … Read more
New: Whoopi Goldberg Left Homeless Thanks To Tucker Carlson
In the latest and possibly most ridiculous chapter of the Goldberg vs. Carlson saga, it appears that the billion-dollar lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg has taken … Read more
Just in: Oceangate Is Now Offering 50% Off On Their Next Titanic Tour
In a move that could only be described as Titanic (pun wholly intended), underwater exploration company OceanGate has declared a staggering 50% off on all … Read more
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Defamatory’ Comments
In a twist worthy of a daytime drama, Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson has slapped a gargantuan lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg for what he calls … Read more
Just in: Gordon Ramsay Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Restaurant, Bans Her For Life
In an event that feels like it was torn right out of a crossover episode of ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ and ‘The View’, world-renowned celebrity chef Gordon … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed Just Like Bud Light’
In a startling twist of events, Tesla CEO and Twitter’s newest kingpin, Elon Musk, has drawn an analogy that is as unusual as his regular … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Completely Exposed Bill Gates On Twitter, Might Be Imprisoned Soon
When it comes to giants of the tech world, none stand taller than Elon Musk and Bill Gates. Elon Musk, the mercurial CEO of Twitter … Read more
Greta Thunberg: ‘The world ended on June 21, 2023, and we’re living in a simulation now.’
After weathering cataclysmic hurricanes, devastating forest fires, and countless celebrity TikTok dance-offs, humanity met a surprising end on June 21, 2023. At least, that’s according … Read more
Just in: Greta Thunberg Begs Elon Musk To Unban Her From Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, young climate activist Greta Thunberg, known for her ‘How Dare You’ speech at the United Nations, has been caught … Read more
Just in: Disney CEO Publicly Admits Wokeness, ‘Yes We’re Woke, There’s No Denying in It’
As the classic Disney tune goes, “When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.” But in an unprecedented move, Disney CEO has publicly … Read more