“Get Some Professional Help”: Bill Maher Throws Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Show
In a turn of events that left viewers agog, Bill Maher, the irreverent host of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” decided to put on a … Read more
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Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Says It’s Time to Revert Back to Being Male: ‘I’ve Accomplished My Goals.’
In a plot twist that could rival the most unpredictable sports dramas, soccer icon Megan Rapinoe has left the world in stitches with a recent … Read more
Breaking: Taylor Swift Denied Entry Into The Stadium for Latest Travis Kelce Game
In a world where the realms of pop music and professional football rarely intertwine, it’s fitting that our current timeline presents us with a most … Read more
Breaking: The NFL Enforces a ‘Permanent’ Ban on Taylor Swift Amidst Ratings Freefall
In an astonishing twist of events, the National Football League (NFL) has announced a ban on global pop sensation, Taylor Swift, from attending any further … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Billions in Losses After Appointing Colin Kaepernick as Their New Brand Ambassador
In a series of events that could only be described as a marketer’s worst nightmare, Bud Light, America’s former longtime No.1 beer, has found itself … Read more
‘Men Can’t Compete with Women’: American Swimming Association Issues Lifetime Ban for Lia Thomas
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did, depending on which social media echo chamber you inhabit), the American Swimming … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Names Colin Kaepernick as Brand Ambassador
In a move that has left many spitting out their beer (hopefully not Bud Light), the iconic beverage brand has announced its newest brand ambassador: … Read more
BREAKING: Trump’s Bail Was Just Revoked in Georgia
In a twist that no one saw coming (or did we?), former President Donald J. Trump’s bail in Georgia has been revoked. Now, before we … Read more
Breaking: NFL Declines Kaepernick’s Request to Return, Suggests He Pursue Shampoo Endorsements Instead
In a move that has left many scratching their heads (and not because of dandruff), the NFL has responded to Colin Kaepernick’s plea to return … Read more
Colin Kaepernick Begs to Rejoin the Team, Vows Never to Kneel During the National Anthem Again
In a shocking turn of events, former NFL quarterback and now renowned civil rights activist, Colin Kaepernick, has made a desperate plea to be added … Read more
Breaking: Oliver Anthony To Join Kid Rock And Jason Aldean For ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
In a move that has surprised both fans and critics, country music star Oliver Anthony announced he would be joining forces with Kid Rock and … Read more
“I don’t get any respect”: Megan Rapinoe To Leave America After Heavy Criticism
America, as we know it, experienced its greatest shock since it was revealed that avocado toast costs $12 at some hipster cafes. Megan Rapinoe, the … Read more