Just in: Elon Musk Offers Tucker Carlson the Role of Twitter CEO After Fox News Firing
In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk, the head of Twitter, has offered former Fox News host Tucker Carlson the position of CEO of … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Just Set the Record Straight on Soros Funded DA Alvin Bragg
In a recent interview, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk took aim at newly elected Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, claiming that he was being funded … Read more
NBC Pulls Plug on ‘Unstable’ Alyssa Milano’s “Who’s The Boss” Reboot After Elon Musk’s Lawsuit
In a shocking turn of events, NBC has announced the cancellation of Alyssa Milano’s highly anticipated “Who’s The Boss” reboot, citing the actress’s “unstable” behavior … Read more
Elon Musk Changes Twitter Bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” Following Bud Light Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk changed his Twitter bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” in response to the recent Bud Light fiasco. … Read more
Elon Musk’s Call for Boycott of Bud Light Leads to 80% Drop in Sales
In a surprising move, Twitter CEO and tech billionaire Elon Musk have called on the public to boycott one of America’s most popular beers, Bud … Read more
Elon Musk and Kid Rock to Host ‘Bud Light Funeral’ Concert
In a surprise announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk and rockstar Kid Rock revealed their plans to co-host a concert unlike any other. The event, … Read more
Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition of Bud Light After Recent Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk has announced that he is considering acquiring Bud Light following the recent fiasco involving the beer company’s … Read more
Elon Musk Bashes Bud Light On Twitter: ‘It’s A Sh***y Beer Anyway’
In a recent tweet, Elon Musk, the head of Twitter, made a controversial statement about one of America’s most popular beers. Musk wrote, “Bud Light? … Read more
Following Kid Rock’s Ban Of Bud Light From World Tours, Elon Musk Bans Beer Brand from Twitter
In a stunning move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced a ban on Bud Light from the social media platform following Kid Rock’s recent ban … Read more
Elon Musk Offers to buy The View for $400 Million
In a surprising turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has offered to purchase popular daytime talk show The View for a staggering $400 million. … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Bans New York Times From Twitter After They Refused To Pay For Twitter Blue
In a stunning move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has banned the New York Times from the social media platform for failing to pay the monthly … Read more
Elon Musk Bans LeBron James From Twitter After He Refuses To Pay For Twitter Blue
In what can only be described as a comical series of events, Elon Musk, the audacious head of Twitter, has banned NBA superstar LeBron James … Read more