Tucker Carlson: Elon Musk has done a service to Humanity by taking down Bud Light
In a bizarre and unexpected twist of fate, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has taken to Twitter to publicly praise Elon Musk after being … Read more
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Just in: Elon Musk Bans Fox News From Twitter After Tucker Carlson Firing
In an unprecedented move, Twitter head honcho and part-time Mars enthusiast, Elon Musk, has taken it upon himself to ban Fox News from the social … Read more
Anheuser Busch CEO Apologizes to Elon Musk, Admits “Lawsuit Was a Mistake”
In a bizarre turn of events, Anheuser Busch CEO, Michel Doukeris, has publicly apologized to Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk after the beer tycoon … Read more
Tucker Carlson Snubs CNN’s $30M Offer Post-Fox Firing: ‘Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead There!'”
In an unexpected turn of events, outspoken conservative commentator Tucker Carlson has reportedly turned down a staggering $30 million offer from CNN to join their … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Offers Tucker Carlson the Role of Twitter CEO After Fox News Firing
In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk, the head of Twitter, has offered former Fox News host Tucker Carlson the position of CEO of … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Just Set the Record Straight on Soros Funded DA Alvin Bragg
In a recent interview, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk took aim at newly elected Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, claiming that he was being funded … Read more
NBC Pulls Plug on ‘Unstable’ Alyssa Milano’s “Who’s The Boss” Reboot After Elon Musk’s Lawsuit
In a shocking turn of events, NBC has announced the cancellation of Alyssa Milano’s highly anticipated “Who’s The Boss” reboot, citing the actress’s “unstable” behavior … Read more
Elon Musk Changes Twitter Bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” Following Bud Light Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk changed his Twitter bio to “Get Woke, Go Broke” in response to the recent Bud Light fiasco. … Read more
Elon Musk’s Call for Boycott of Bud Light Leads to 80% Drop in Sales
In a surprising move, Twitter CEO and tech billionaire Elon Musk have called on the public to boycott one of America’s most popular beers, Bud … Read more
Elon Musk and Kid Rock to Host ‘Bud Light Funeral’ Concert
In a surprise announcement today, tech mogul Elon Musk and rockstar Kid Rock revealed their plans to co-host a concert unlike any other. The event, … Read more
Elon Musk Ponders Acquisition of Bud Light After Recent Fiasco
In a surprising move, Twitter head Elon Musk has announced that he is considering acquiring Bud Light following the recent fiasco involving the beer company’s … Read more
Elon Musk Bashes Bud Light On Twitter: ‘It’s A Sh***y Beer Anyway’
In a recent tweet, Elon Musk, the head of Twitter, made a controversial statement about one of America’s most popular beers. Musk wrote, “Bud Light? … Read more