New: Elon Musk Is Suing Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Hate Speech’
In a twist of events that could only be described as pure 2023, tech mogul and billionaire Elon Musk has decided to take legal action … Read more
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Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Banned From All U.S Sports Events
In an unprecedented turn of events, Bud Light, America’s much-beleaguered brew, has just been shown the proverbial red card from all U.S. games. Yes, you … Read more
Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer … Read more
Just in: Man Arrested For Drinking Bud Light in Public
In a city renowned for its quirky characters and unexpected incidents, a new chapter unfolded today that left residents shaking their heads in disbelief. An … Read more
Just in: Kid Rock Sets Sight On His Next ‘Target’
Kid Rock, the iconic American singer-songwriter and rapper, is no stranger to controversy. Having already set the Internet ablaze with his recent actions involving Bud … Read more
Just In: Target Has Started Using ‘Rainbows’ On Store Entrances to Dissuade ‘Woke’ Gangs
As the old saying goes, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” But in the case of Target, the adage seems to have morphed into … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk’s Twitter Goes ‘Woke’
As if the world of tech and social media wasn’t swirling enough with buzz and bytes, the Twitter universe has lately been thrown into a … Read more
Just in: Whoopi Goldberg Gets Kicked Off From Twitter HQ
It seems the ever-controversial billionaire Elon Musk is not only determined to revolutionize transportation, both on Earth and in space, but now he’s also set … Read more
Just in: NBA Cuts Ties With Bud Light, Introduces Ban Amid Controversy
In a surprising turn of events that no one saw coming, except perhaps the Wile E. Coyote of beer brands – Bud Light – the … Read more
Fox Announces Replacement Show with Dylan Mulvaney Following Tucker Carlson’s Firing
In the most confounding twist in television history since the finale of “Lost,” Fox News, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to fill the void … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Responds to Whoopi Goldberg’s Twitter Show Proposal
In a bizarre twist of events, it appears that Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy-winning talk show host and actress, has tried to throw her hat into … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted … Read more