Elon Musk: ‘Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed Just Like Bud Light’
In a startling twist of events, Tesla CEO and Twitter’s newest kingpin, Elon Musk, has drawn an analogy that is as unusual as his regular … Read more
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Breaking: Elon Musk Completely Exposed Bill Gates On Twitter, Might Be Imprisoned Soon
When it comes to giants of the tech world, none stand taller than Elon Musk and Bill Gates. Elon Musk, the mercurial CEO of Twitter … Read more
Greta Thunberg: ‘The world ended on June 21, 2023, and we’re living in a simulation now.’
After weathering cataclysmic hurricanes, devastating forest fires, and countless celebrity TikTok dance-offs, humanity met a surprising end on June 21, 2023. At least, that’s according … Read more
Just in: Greta Thunberg Begs Elon Musk To Unban Her From Twitter
In a surprising turn of events, young climate activist Greta Thunberg, known for her ‘How Dare You’ speech at the United Nations, has been caught … Read more
Just in: Disney CEO Publicly Admits Wokeness, ‘Yes We’re Woke, There’s No Denying in It’
As the classic Disney tune goes, “When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.” But in an unprecedented move, Disney CEO has publicly … Read more
Elon Musk: ‘Facebook Is Useless, Maybe I Should Buy It’
It was just another average Wednesday morning when the Twitter-sphere was graced with the latest brazen proclamation from SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk. “Facebook … Read more
New: Elon Musk Is Suing Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Hate Speech’
In a twist of events that could only be described as pure 2023, tech mogul and billionaire Elon Musk has decided to take legal action … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Banned From All U.S Sports Events
In an unprecedented turn of events, Bud Light, America’s much-beleaguered brew, has just been shown the proverbial red card from all U.S. games. Yes, you … Read more
Just in: Corporations on Edge as Mulvaney Threatens with Product Endorsements
“Buy this product, or I will!” If you’re wondering what this threat means, you’re not alone. For many, this might sound like an endorsement offer … Read more
Just in: Man Arrested For Drinking Bud Light in Public
In a city renowned for its quirky characters and unexpected incidents, a new chapter unfolded today that left residents shaking their heads in disbelief. An … Read more
Just in: Kid Rock Sets Sight On His Next ‘Target’
Kid Rock, the iconic American singer-songwriter and rapper, is no stranger to controversy. Having already set the Internet ablaze with his recent actions involving Bud … Read more
Just In: Target Has Started Using ‘Rainbows’ On Store Entrances to Dissuade ‘Woke’ Gangs
As the old saying goes, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” But in the case of Target, the adage seems to have morphed into … Read more