Just in: NBA Cuts Ties With Bud Light, Introduces Ban Amid Controversy
In a surprising turn of events that no one saw coming, except perhaps the Wile E. Coyote of beer brands – Bud Light – the … Read more
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Fox Announces Replacement Show with Dylan Mulvaney Following Tucker Carlson’s Firing
In the most confounding twist in television history since the finale of “Lost,” Fox News, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to fill the void … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Responds to Whoopi Goldberg’s Twitter Show Proposal
In a bizarre twist of events, it appears that Whoopi Goldberg, the Emmy-winning talk show host and actress, has tried to throw her hat into … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Begs Elon Musk For A Bud Light Twitter Campaign Amid Declining Sales
In a turn of events that will surely be remembered as a key moment in the “Great Beer Wars,” the beleaguered Anheuser-Busch company has resorted … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Invites Don Lemon To Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Show
In an unprecedented move that has left the Twittersphere both bewildered and gleefully entertained, Twitter’s head honcho Elon Musk has reportedly invited none other than … Read more
‘I’m With Tucker’: Elon Musk Calls For Fox News Boycott
In a satirical turn of events, Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has called for a boycott of Fox News while simultaneously … Read more
Don Lemon Desperate to Jump Ship to Tucker Carlson’s Media Empire with Elon Musk
In an unexpected twist, recently fired CNN anchor Don Lemon has expressed interest in joining the new media empire being forged by Tucker Carlson and … Read more
Just in: Fox News Desperately Woos Tucker Carlson Back Amid High-Profile Elon Musk Partnership
In a shocking twist of events, Fox News is said to be begging Tucker Carlson to return to his previous position after news of his … Read more
Elon Musk, Bill Maher Join Forces: “Rip The Woke Mind Virus”
In a recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, the well-known host and the world’s richest entrepreneur, Elon Musk, teamed up to wage war … Read more
Just in: Elon Musk Proposes To Replace Mark Zuckerberg With Tesla bot
In a surprising twist of events, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and founder of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and the Boring Company, has put forth an … Read more
Whoopi Goldberg: ‘Fox News Is Now Better Without Tucker Carlson’
In a shocking revelation, Whoopi Goldberg, the outspoken co-host of “The View” and longtime advocate for liberal values, has finally found common ground with her … Read more
Just in: Anheuser-Busch to Rebrand Bud Light After Elon Musk’s Criticism
Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewing company, has announced a bold new rebrand for their popular Bud Light beer after Twitter CEO Elon Musk criticized their … Read more