Breaking: Geraldo Rivera Leaves ‘The View’, Says ‘Whoopi Is Toxic’
In a surprising turn of events that would make even a rollercoaster ride seem monotonous, Geraldo Rivera, the new member of ABC’s “The View,” has … Read more
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Breaking: Geraldo Rivera Joins ‘The View’, Exits After Encounter with Whoopi Goldberg
Fox News stalwart Geraldo Rivera, after bailing on the conservative network, donned his journalist’s cape to enter the realm of ABC’s “The View.” The anticipation … Read more
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Unleashes Legal Onslaught on Whoopi Goldberg For ‘Defamatory Comments’
In a twist that could only happen in the world where celebrities and politics collide, Tucker Carlson, the well-known Fox News host, is taking legal … Read more
Breaking: Elon Musk Finds Himself In A $100 Billion Pickle, Courtesy of Anheuser-Busch
In a parallel universe where the stakes of corporate squabbles are as high as Elon Musk’s rockets, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO finds himself on … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Flees ‘The View’ in Tears After Face-Off with Elon Musk
In an alternate reality that could easily be the plotline for a dystopian sitcom, Whoopi Goldberg, famed actress and co-host of ‘The View’, ended up … Read more
Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Apologizes To Whoopi Goldberg For Throwing Her Out Of His Restaurant
In a stunning development that has left the world of celebrity feuds utterly flabbergasted, the famously fiery and blunt Gordon Ramsay has issued an apology … Read more
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg Sues Elon Musk For Blowing Up His Satellite
In an event that could easily be mistaken for a plotline from a sci-fi blockbuster, Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the social media monolith Meta … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Sues Gordon Ramsay For Throwing Her Out Of The Restaurant
In a bizarre twist worthy of reality television, Oscar-winning actress Whoopi Goldberg has cooked up a lawsuit against renowned chef and restaurateur Gordon Ramsay. Her … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Appoints Whoopi Goldberg as Brand Ambassador in a Bold Strategy to Boost Sales
In a twist that seems more fitting for a Hollywood screenplay than real life, beleaguered beer giant Bud Light has announced its latest move to … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Allegedly ‘Banished’ from ‘The View’ Set Due To Bud Light
In the wild world of live television, anything can happen. And when Whoopi Goldberg is involved, those “anything” moments are destined to become classics. The … Read more
Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Celebrates 4th of July With A Bud Light On The View, Regrets Immediately
If there’s one thing as unpredictable as live television, it’s Whoopi Goldberg’s charismatic spontaneity on “The View.” Combine the two, throw in some 4th of … Read more
Breaking: Bud Light Is Now Cheaper Than Water
In a twist that has left economists, nutritionists, and party-goers equally bemused, Bud Light has become cheaper than water. That’s right – you can now … Read more